~*~ Birthday Thread!!! ~*~

You're got the hots for me. It's okay to admit it.

See.

I hate to be a bitch, but don't you already have a gf or something?

No. Where would you get that idea?

Besides... I thought we were just fucking around anyway? I'm not getting Chris Hansen'd.

Sorry, I'm not so good with inside jokes. But, um, I DO understand that youre not getting Hansene'd. Hey, I may be stupid, but I'm not stupid!!! It's just that, I feel really really poned because....I just realized that I'm the youngest person on here!!!!!!
WAAH!!!!!!!!

There weren't any inside jokes?

Chris Hansen was an inside joke.

WHOOPS, I mean: hmmm??? What was that??? Sorry, can't read yet. I'm still a BABY!!!!!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Uh... no it's not? Chris Hansen is the guy from To Catch A Predator. Cops pretend to be young girls and boys to get pedophiles to come meet them for sex. Then they arrest them.

Too bad I'm not even old enough to watch the show, huh?

Going to end that gimmick anytime soon?

What was that??? I said, I CAN'T read yet!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well, you're on your own now.

I knew you couln't handle me!!!

Oh, baby, I think I can take you.

no one can

That's it. We're meeting up. Intense fucking session to commence soon afterwards.

Who can't handle who?

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Uh huh.

Says the dude who has a girlfriend!!!

But you're my girlfriend.

Doesn't seem so, does it

Screw you then. I'm screwing every bitch in sight now. HOPE YOU'RE HAPPY! I'M POSTING THOSE NUDES YOU SENT ME!