Rate DOA/10

No what?

no "hot"

You got nothing lower than an 8...

I'd throw it in if you weren't already doing so.

You are fucking hot. You've got a lame tattoo, though.

Whatever, dude, you're the one who's the real faggot, calling others fags and then trying to cover your fagdom up by saying you'd tit-fuck Shea and that you think DOA is "fucking hot." The latter two statements are fallacies*, 'cos in reality you hoard hordes of dicks in your rectum while wearing a purple wizard gown and hat.

I call others fags but also acknowledge my own faggy behavior, thus eliminating any possibility that I actually am gay. You're just a closeter.

*I bet that word instantly made you think of fellatio, and you got all hard and dripping in the pants.

I almost forgot DOA always has these helicopter shots, never head on or below.

Which is a shame, because below shots are hot, especially when they involve bare titties.

I usually like taking "above" pictures as well.

It just means you yearn to be in a POV blowjob video.

No it doesn't, Abba!