Oh yeah... promotion/demotion

I forgot to post this but I meant to.

possybending has been promoted to VIP.
uhhuhher has been demoted back to a regular loser.

Congrats, and better luck next time.

You know Brandi in real life, get her to post here. I miss her. :(

I sent her a message on myspace, she never responded.

You can try.

just did o. o

we shall see

She sends me a message everyonce in a while on myspace. Her most recent message said that she has been very busy...

How does one approach this promotion business?

post a lot. be an active member. kiss lox's ass.

etc.

Giving lots of head.

To me.

you'll have a lot of takers, ab.

is that how i got promoted? HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN SUCH AN EVENT (that obviously happened several times)? WAS I DRUGGED?!?!?!

You have to tell Abnormal that you like Penises while you stick your penis into his pooper-cutter, and video tape it so he has a POV-video where he can fantasize himself screwing himself.


Worked wonders for me.







and Shea.

except I can't exactly stick my [non-existant] penis anywhere....

he's just in love with me.

IAmHeavenSent wrote:

you'll have a lot of takers, ab.

is that how i got promoted? HOW COULD I HAVE FORGOTTEN SUCH AN EVENT (that obviously happened several times)? WAS I DRUGGED?!?!?!

Well, you can stick your non-existant penis anywhere you like. The problem is, just like a mother of 16, he just doesn't feel it.


But he'll moan, because he is that caring kind of guy.

Fake moaning is a confidence booster.

damn, abnermal. did you at least record it so i will have some sort of memory of the event(s)?

possy, that is hilarious.... and i almost wonder how you know what kind of a caring guy ab is???

My penis is a truth detector, he was faking with me too.


I could tell because he kept mouthing off entrees at Popeyes Chicken the entire time. Women (and Abby) do what they can no matter what to make sure someone feels accomplished even when they aren't/he isn't.


Abby, a real American Hero.

oh, abner receives lots of love from all, apparently.

that's hot.

Basically, our relationship is like my avatar, except I'm Ty Lee so I'm super flexible and have bigger boobies.

for that I am sure he is very thankful

Oh man, Popeyes biscuits are the best.

Too bad I don't care for chicken.

But going through the drive-thru for like ten biscuits... YUM YUM YUM.

Heh, Abnermal. Abnermalthermalwear.

Popeyes biscuits ARE the best.

sorry. I wanted a cute pet-name for you (you know, other than SecretLOVER)... i'm just lame and couldn't come up with anything good. =(

But Abner is already a cute pet name. o.o

that everyone else uses, too. duh.

but it so is.

CnC6 wrote:

How does one approach this promotion business?

Pretty much just stick around for a while and post regularly. And since I know you from the IGN board I'm more likely to promote you because I already know you somewhat.