My plans for the night

I'm going to go play some Mega Man 2... then right before I cry myself to sleep I'm going to jack off with my tears.

Sound good?

No. Find the source of your pain and abuse.

MM2 and wankin' it are awesome. Crying, not so much.

Fuck Mega Man. Stupid ass QuickMan stage.

Well, jacking off with your tears just doesn't make it fun. I mean, I'm all for tragic alone fellatio's and all, but tears as a lube ruins the experience for both you and your partner (hand).


It's much better to use it as a sensual lotion by rubbing it all over your body to get yourself into the mood, and then get down to business.

oh my. that's hilarious.

Apparently I suck at Mega Man games now.

Apparently so, since Quick Man's stage isn't all that difficult, nor is most of MM2.

That stupid fucking laser thingy.

I can get by it... but then I can't beat Quick Man without the freeze or an E-tank. I didn't do my normal order so I don't have any E-tanks left. Is he weak to anything other than the flash freeze?