Its Australia Day

We do enjoy celebrating how we took this land.

Got invited to some chick's place for a piss up. I think I shall accept this offer.

Yeah, piss all over her for me.

Watch the Australian Open. That's how I'll celebrate.

I'd rather not piss on her.

Well last night took an interesting turn of events. The 3 chicks that were there at the piss up all wanted to have sex with me. Only one of them managed to get to me first and the other two were semi pissed over it. Well one of them tried their luck with me in the bathroom and then they both tried to get me naked in the pool but eh, I didn't attempt anything with the other two as I didn't want to be a prick to the one I got with.

So... you got laid or what?

Yeah. Although... you never fuck the virgin but it might work in my favour.

Wait, what? And why?

Virgin chicks tend to get attached at times. Although since I like her it might work in my favour

Only lame-o's and homos don't like virgins.

You can like them. They do try and get clingy afterwards though.

Don't you need someone to cook food for you?

a) I've cooked food for guys and i'm STILL a virgin
b) some girls get clingy after sex (of those girls, some are virgins and some are not)
c) guys that are thrilled at the idea of taking a girl's virginity kind of creep me out.

Would you rather have a 100% clean "tool" in you or one that's been in other girls who you've never known (possibly some that you do know).

I actually had the munchies in the morning when I got up. I didn't ask for food though.

Don't worry Shea I wasn't thrilled. More like "Why does it have to be me?" but apparently she has had the hots for me since she first met me pretty much. I'm pretty damn clean.

Whether he is a virgin or not doesn't really concern me so much. I don't want anyone who is too unclean. One of my friends (mainly a friend of a friend's, really... i don't care for him at all) is just nasty and skanky. i wouldn't let him come near me.

however, the 2 guys i'm talking to right now that have potential (as a boyfriend, not necessarily just to jump in bed or whatever) are both experienced. this is really a whole different story, but no, that doesn't bother me.

i guess i would say that it shouldn't really matter if she's a virgin or not. it shouldn't have a huge deciding factor on whether or not to have sex. i'd sure be offended if some guy was all "uh, yeah, i like you, baby... but i don't do virgins"

It's not like I'm gunning for virgins... but if two girls are in the same range look wise, I'd take a virgin over the non-virgin.

hahahaha and personality is important to me.

If I'm just considering fucking them, I don't care about their personality. I've fucked many girls that I couldn't stand.

valid point, i suppose, as long as she doesn't talk during sex. lol

I have put my hand over a girl's mouth and told her to shut up.

hahaha

Wow.