I want ma(i)d BJs

nao

Blow job or steak sandwich? Take your pick.

You're a freak on twitter now.

I want a blowjob sandwich.

Wait... That would imply the dick goes in my mouth.

:(

I assumed that a blowjob sandwich would involve you putting your dick between bread and letting her nibble on it. Might have to butter the bread though incase its a tad dry.

That works better; I like that more.

What do I do to satiate my tummy, though? Some beubs would be nice...but you can't exactly eat those.

Tell her to make a sandwich for you after your blow job. If the sex is over she should return to the kitchen immediately.

i see what you did there!
women in the kitchen. hahahahahaha

If a tree falls in the forrest and crushes a woman... what the fuck is the forrest doing in the kitchen?

I always thought of a blowjob sandwich as a double bj, as in two chicks slob on your knob at the same time. I think there may even be a porn series with that title...

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