I got me one of them thar mullet hawks

Except... backwards. Kind of.

Dunno if you've seen it before. The sides are cut off, and they don't spike it up. The hair just kind of falls over. Generally, the back is longer than the front which is why it's considered a mullet... except in my case, the back is about an inch long and the top is pretty long. Yeah. It looks about as weird as it sounds.

I had something similar like that once. I shaved my head the next day.

I'm having trouble picturing this.