My right nut hurts.

I'm sitting here trying to enjoy some cartoons, and my right nut just keeps throbbing—and not in an ejaculatory, feel-good way, it just hurts.

Woe. Lemme watch my cartoons in peace and comfort, nut.

poor abner! =(

Will you kiss it all better? :(



Ha, I feel so wrong for having said that.

too funny. i kinda walked into that, though. it's cool.

You walked into his balls?

yes, yes i did.

how jealous are you?

*Rests balls on Shea's eyes*

Since you walked into them and your face is right there.

IAmHeavenSent wrote:

yes, yes i did.

how jealous are you?

Not that jealous. You can walk into his balls leaving you to walk into my cock.

if either of you big brawny manly men would protect me from scary spiders in the future, you got it, babes!

Hey, spiders probably freak me out more than they do you. I'm not steppin' up.

idk, hun.... i was standing on the coffee table, calling people to come to my apt to kill a spider. it was so mothah fuckin big, though!!!!!!!!!!!!!! seriously. i finally manned up, but wow.

There's no spider that can kill you in the United States.

it was still really damn scary.

is that your way of saying you'll protect me? okay, thanks.

That will reduce your fear until I can get there and squish it. Or relocate it if you want to save it.

why would i save a spider? wtf?!?!

Sometimes I save moths, so if I can transport a spider without killing it too then that works out too. I mean it's not like I'm putting it inside I'm putting it outside.

Moths don't bother me. Spiders do.

Hollow_Viscus wrote:

There's no spider that can kill you in the United States.

Lucky for you. Down here we're not so lucky.

Ticks are the bitch. Tehy carry disease and are butt ugly.

I am lonely tonight though and like abs, my right nut is just...or is it left. Well, they are lonelies.

yeah. ticks kinda suck. (hahaha literally)

i'm tense tonight. geez. it's been a messed up weekend, y'all. messed up.
but i guess i'm kinda lonelies too. as always. hahaha

I'm lonely as hell.

But cleaning up house and watching a hyper 3 year old. Yeah, he aint bad but if the brother would keep this hizzous clean, I wouldnt blow a Sunday fixin it.

loneliness sucks...... but you kinda get used to it. I'm perpetually alone.

i just went and bought donuts and am watching Lord of the Rings with my roommate.
sidenote: school and stress and spiders and stuff = why i am fat.

You aint fat from what I seen. Try a lonely house and a weekend and a little bit of food. I eat up, read the paper, and try to go loose.

thanks. i have an apartment with a roommate that never leaves... so when i do want to be alone, i can't get away from her. but overall, we're both very lonely people haha i do a lot of facebook'ing and schoolwork.... but i finished my last class about an hour ago.

i do the plenty of facebooks.