pooop

pooooooooop

this is me defecating on Loxx' shitty board.

pooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooop

In a moment I'll be at McD's or some equally greasy fast food burger joint, and it's gonna make'a me hafta peeeeeuuuuuwwwwwwpppp.

Mmhmmm.

Delish. In your dish.

I'm honestly surprised you've never posted pics of such this since you always like to talk about it.

Of my poop? Didn't you see the IGN post where I shat my pants (wasn't feeling good) and posted a pic of my shatty boxers? Musta been during one of your hiatuses.

Probably. I was banned for most of last year.

Well, to reiterate:

Oreos and Oreo-like cookies make me poop. Bad. I dunno what it is, but they just turn my stool into black chalk that's screaming for release, and it's foul.

So, one day I ate some, but several hours later in the day, I drank a tall glass of Yo-J. The combination the next morning caused such stress on my bowels, that while leaning over to let out a fart, shit-paste came out instead.

:o

It was mega-gross; I went into detail all about it and posted a picture of my shatty boxers, which I afterward threw away.

I vaguely remember this.

Yeah I remember it too, and remember it fondly. Though I was cracking up at the description, when I saw the picture it was a little much for my gag reflex haha.

Kinda sorta reminded me of in high school, my friend's family computer was an old iMac (one of those ones with bright plastic and a handle at the top of the back) out in the family room. One day, he took a dump so massive that it curved all the way around the bowl and overlapped itself, in one solid piece. Musta been a good 14 inches in length. He was so amazed by his glorious poop that he took a picture and developed it and scanned it (I told you, high school, nobody had digital pictures back then lol) and made it the desktop of the computer. And they didn't have their own separate sign-ins or anything, they all just used the same admin user. It all was too much for me when I went to go pick him up one day and he was getting dressed in his room or something, so I came into the living room to chat with his mom while I waited. She was at the computer with a small window open that made the image of the dook still well visible, and his mom's just leaning back in the chair talking to me, her face like two feet away from the screen, so my eyes were glancing back and forth between her and the dookie monster lol. I almost lost it.

lol

Ah. r_z, you've got a way with words like no other.