Either I'm a jealous ninny

or I really do hate this:

guys with acoustic guitars playing shitty songs and getting all the ladies in the nearby vicinity to surround and swoon over them.

I really do think it's fecking retarded, y'know, like, "You're such a hippie little bitch; I bet you tuck your dick behind your thighs."

But at the same time, they get the attention of all the hotties, and that makes me go, "GRRRRRR"

What are others' thoughts and/or experiences on this?

I play acoustic guitar for the ladies.
But I don't sing, I just play cool improv stuff so it's cool.

What... are you watching Community?

Never really seen it happen. Can't say that I'd really care, either. Not our fault if some girls are stupid and will fawn over any jackass with mediocre talents.

Just tell the hottie of your choice you play guitar and she'll swoon all over you. No need to even play it. By the time she's home and sucking your cock she'll have forgotten all about it.

I've gotten the bitches because of bands before, actually.