wait, i cant be slanderous or abusive

There was also that pic of you from like a year ago. You were sitting on a couch smoking.

I wasn't smoking, I was drinking wine.

I'm not saying I'm not pale, but I'm not any paler than most normal white people. Surely there are better things he could use to rip on me.

yeah but the difference is im a tall nordic stud, making my nerdiness ironic and cool, whereas you are an effeminate smartass prick and probably no fun at all to hang out with.

effeminate smartass prick is an oxymoron, moron.

lolol you sure owned me oh noes

how about douche. douche works.

I'd have fun hanging out with Sea-apparition. We could bake cookies.

I'm pretty sure being a smartass comes off as way less douchey than a black metal fan who touts himself as a 'nordic stud' that can't use english properly.

There is no sun in Canada.

lol

u so mad

cool story bro thanks

btw im actually an english major, and im just about certain im a stronger writer than you are. but this is the fucking internet. only rage-filled nerds give a fuck about grammar here.

you're an english major lol?

explains a lot.

lol how can you not be certain you're a better writer than I am? You're an english major. That's like me saying "I'm a math major so I'm pretty well certain I can do more calculus than you." I'd hope you're a better writer than me, or else you'd be doing an awful shitty job at your discipline.

actually it doesnt explain anything, but thanks for telling me you're one of those pretentious fucks who think they know all about someone based on their major.

ill bet youre a fucking philosophy major.

For someone that's been laughing at me and calling me a nerd for taking the internet to seriously, that's an awful strong reponse. Are we a little bit touchy that our current field of study will lead you to a job bagging my groceries in 5 years?

and fyi, majoring in english isnt all about writing. there are plenty of english majors who excel at editing or text analysis, but struggle with generating original content. i mean, not me, but they're out there.

anyway, this is obviously going nowhere so im gonna find something else to entertain me.

lol@ bagging groceries. you are so full of rage.

What were you saying about not being able to be slanderous or abusive?

so you're going to go find someone that isn't going to call you on your contradictory, uptight bullshit? Have fun with that. I'm sure I'll have another chance to remind you you're going nowhere in life sometime in the near future.

For the record, grammar errors bug the shit out of me.

And Shea swoops in with a big SLAP IN THE FACE.

eye dont no wut u r talking bout

your an idiot, blooge


Teehee

You're grammer are very good Shea. Its not every day their is someone who has such an effect on peoples lifes.

*affect

I never use that properly. I look it up occasionally, but I always forget.