Lamest pick-up lines that have worked.

"You need some dick."

Noice!

Hahaha... Hrm. "You use your hands so well when you play with my hair. I wonder what else they can do well.... *nudge nudge*" Except it didn't really work.

I don't really hit on women, but one time this friend of mine walked up to these three girls at some party and said, "Hey, this'll sound a bit weird, but do any of you know how much a polar bear weighs?" They all said they didn't. He replied, "Enough to break the ice!"

They giggled and introduced themselves. Why, I'll never understand.

He eventually called me over, trying to get me in on the whole thing, but I was a bit busy sitting in the corner making incoherent noises and watching the walls melt.

I've never tried one. My conversations with new people usually break down into:

Her: "Hey there'
Me: "mprh"
Her: "What?"
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?"
*she walks away*

Cghost wrote:

I've never tried one. My conversations with new people usually break down into:

Her: "Hey there'
Me: "mprh"
Her: "What?"
Me: "WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU WANT?"
*she walks away*

Haha. Cute. Like a child having a temper tantrum.

ahaha cute, it's like a monkey impersonating a human.

holy crap. some really REALLY weird guy did that whole polar bear thing to me in highschool.....

creepy memory.

Haha. I know. I am cute like that, aren't I?

Why didn't anyone tell me this polar bear shit before now? I so would have used that.