Gas that doesn't come out of AbnormalFreak's bunghole

I paid $3.66/gallon for 87 today. Took $66 to fill up.

jesus

what do you pay? 35 pence per deciliter of petrol or some whacked bullshit?

I don't know, I don't drive. I think gas here is like 1.20 something a litre, but I'm not sure. I also don't know how that relates to gallons either because I never learned that archaic imperial bullshit.

I think it's like 3.78 liters to a gallon, or something close to that at least. That would mean you're paying close to the same or more (if you were paying for it, that is).

It's still ridiculously expensive. I can't imagine what it's like in Vancouver right now.

I haven't been paying attention lately. I just saw this gas station today on the way to work that had gas for 3.79 or something. I lol'd.

When I was in Chicago it was 3.69. Thankfully I didn't have to fill up there and could wait til I was back in Michigan where it was 3.39. Yay 30 cents.

Most I've ever paid was $4.85/gallon in South San Francisco in late summer 2008. Highest I've ever seen was just under $7/gallon summer 2006 at the Orlando airport, but that one was a strange one cuz it was only the airport gas station that was that much. Every other gas station in town was normal prices (I think like $2.30s at the time). That place was full of cars though lol. I couldn't believe it. I know that they usually try to gouge people at airport gas stations but that was unreal.

In your faces, mofos. I paid like $3.24, though the station just across the street was like $3.45.

Still felt gypped. But, I paid some cents less than you, so HA!

Don't know how much it is here but I've got to get some tomorrow.

i'm thrilled that this is in time for my trip to Nashville AND when I'll have to be going back and forth to Grenada a lot of weekends. SWELL!

I told my friend who lives in Iowa about how much gas shot up in the last couple days, and I asked her how much it is out there. She said she didn't know, and I remarked, "Been a while since you been to the pump?" And she said, "No, I never look. I just put the credit card in and go."

Well, she's probably better off not knowing. Just because we know how much it is doesn't mean we buy it any less. Here we are bitching about how high it is, yet we still buy it anyways.

It's the notion that gas can be so relatively expensive to people like us, but have such a trivial and insignificant impact on her budget that it doesn't even warrant looking at the pump before you buy it, let alone "shopping around" for cheaper gas like so many people do.

PEOPLE LIKE US!??!?!?!?!?

A feigned expression of agreement, a passive comment of, "Yeah, gas sucks," SOMETHING.

Speaking of gas that exudes from my brown O, yesterday and the day prior I had poogas that smelled like rotten salami. It made me ill; it was not the kind of toot I like whiffing.

Thankfully I was finally able to shat it all out early this past afternoon. It came out in tiny turds over the course of those two days, and finally I'd eliminated all of it. Just in time for going to a gal's house and eating her delicious homemade lasagna, to cue/queue more gas in my chamber.

Too bad we cant collect the gas from abs's ass and use it in our cars.

I've thought about that so many times. More specifically, using poo and pee as fuel. But imagine what kind of pollution that would do.

It wouldn't pollute anymore than they already do, which isn't anything of major significance. The cars would probably emit a questionable smell, though.

I don't think there'd be any question about the smell.

And that's precisely what I mean by air pollution. Y'really wanna breathe that?

Paid 3.95 for 13 gallons yesterday.

I filled up yesterday and twice today. PAINFUL.