!~Dark Academy Genital Discussion Thread~!

My right nad has a non-threatening lump called a hydrocele. It's essentially a water balloon. Maybe it has Hi-C inside?

What would you like to say about YOUR genitals?

Wheh it's ball-drippingly hot out, my balls droop to damn near my knees.

That is looooooow, son.

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I tend to position my wanger to the left. If it shifts over to the right, especially when I'm wearing tight jeans, it gets really uncomfortable. I've got the banana curve due to all the wanking. So things get really bad if my weenie shifts to the right and something I see or think or hear starts getting a rise out of it, 'cos then the boner or even just a very slight chub is far more obvious. And when you're in public and not in a position to just grab at the goods and reposition it, things get very uncomfortable for all involved.

show me your genitals, your genitals (WUT)
show me your genitals, YOUR GENETALIA

I named my penis Mr. Whiskers. You guys saw my hair color. You understand why.

I have the best genitals out of all the genitals

see pee, aah

Golden shower-taking homo.

:O

Who are you again, by the way? StealthPanda, or am I just guessing wrong? WELL, AM I?

LOLZ YOUR SIG SEZ SO

my dick is very long but not very thick so its a stupid looking dick

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What the hell is that, a Vaginal death hook?

It's Penochmeow!

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Aww it's so adorably disgusting

kind of like you, except the adorably part.