Guys,

I just let out a harmonized fart. Only way I can figure it happened is from the way I was seated, my O was kind of pinched and stretched and open in two sections, sort of like when squeezing/squealing the air out of a balloon opening.

Also, [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.], 'cos I'd have said, "I imagine those sounds coming from her HOT VAGINA," but the video's pretty lame and I r disappoint.

Did it smell good?

You can colorize your [You must be registered and logged in to see this link.]

It's gotta take you ten times the time and effort to write that whiny, ranting complaint as it would to just colorize or underline the link so that it stands out, lol.

Only good part about that video link is the still image of the upskirt shot before you click play.

The girl is hot.

I'd rather bitch. srsly, I shouldn't have to do aaaaanything to distinguish a link from other text.

You should have recorded your fart instead of posting the link of the dumb bitch.

Had no idea the toot would have been so amazing. Guess I should just record 'em all from now on.

I once farted Beethoven's 5th but unfortunately had no recording device on hand. It was truly as if Beethoven's ghost took control of my anus.

I DON'T BELIEVE

A friend of mine once let out a jazz freestyle trumpet solo. It was crazy. Super high-pitched and went on for a couple minutes. Reason why he let out short, rapid bursts of squealy gas of different pitch is we started laughing at how ridiculous the thing sounded and so in his giggling fit his O would open and clamp, which only made us laugh harder, which made the sound of it more frenzied.

Alright I admit it I start perfectly in C-Minor but messed up the modulation that brings in the second group in E-Flat major. I feel so dirty.

Abnormal Freak wrote:

I'd rather bitch. srsly, I shouldn't have to do aaaaanything to distinguish a link from other text.

So become the admin.

Going to. h4xing this board tonight.