The Best Cereals

My list would basically be half Quaker products...

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my non-Quaker favorites are Cheerios, the Honey Nut and Multi-Grain flavors, Frosted Flakes (I guess my one overly-sugary, "kids" cereal that I really like--though I think Quaker Oh's! also have plenty of sugar, actually, but just aren't really targeted towards kids), and one I know Abner loves, Cracklin' Oat Bran.




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another favorite of mine growing up that I'm pretty sure aren't made anymore since I haven't seen them in over ten years was raisin squares. They were basically mini wheats, not the frosted kind, with a raisin in the middle. God they were awesome. The best part about them was the cold milk would soak into the squares making it so that the raisin had an especially chewy texture. Wish they still made those.

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I'ma go ahead and make guesses and say that Bluge's favorite is a tie between Count Chocula and Mr. T cereal (black), Abz's is any 100% bran cereal (pewpin), Clinty and Shea both share Rice Krispy Treats (cuz they're both sweeties), Cghost's anything maple (Canuck), Respond likes Trix (trickster jew), and Loxx only likes anything with a Star Wars promo tie-in, and replaces pouring milk over it with beer.

Apparently I don't like cereal.

I don't know any black metal vegan alcohol-infused cereal made by Dogfish head, sorry.

I'm a cereal freak, but I don't have enough time to post my faves just yet.

Cinammon Toast Crunch is pretty god damn good. Don't care much for maple type cereals. Mind you, I can't even remember the last time I ate cereal.

roughdraft_zero wrote:

I don't know any black metal vegan alcohol-infused cereal made by Dogfish head, sorry.

You clearly are mistaken. I fucking hate vegans.

wow your taste in cereal fucking sucks.

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These are fucking cereal.

I fucking HATE Honey Smacks and Golden Crisp. I had to eat that shit for breakfast/snack everyday for like five years back when I was because of nephrotic syndrome. Back when I was just 3, it was bland to me. Now, I can't stand that shit.

Everything else in the post above me kicks ass, though.

I used to like frosted flakes but not anymore. The flakes stick to your teeth now.

I like Cheerios, Chex, Kix, and Reese's Puffs.

Electroretard wrote:

roughdraft_zero wrote:

I don't know any black metal vegan alcohol-infused cereal made by Dogfish head, sorry.

You clearly are mistaken. I fucking hate vegans.

I guess I am. Though not because I was implying that you were vegan, but instead that you would be empathetic to the causes of and enjoy the products of something niche that a people like vegans would produce. That and I know you're on A. Lunn's vegan black-punx beer-brewin' dick (not like I'm not also, obviously).

Ancient Rune wrote:

wow your taste in cereal fucking sucks.

*proceeds to post a bunch of bullshit for fat hyper 8 year-olds*

These are fucking cereal.

lol right. Honey Comb? That shit literally tastes like cardboard with zero additional flavor. I can't even taste any honey or sugar in dem shits. The rest of your list overall is fuckin whack, also.

roughdraft_zero wrote:

lol right. Honey Comb? That shit literally tastes like cardboard with zero additional flavor. I can't even taste any honey or sugar in dem shits. The rest of your list overall is fuckin whack, also.

I agree with you on the Honey Comb but Cinamon Toast Crunch and Apple Jacks are good.

Austin is on my dick. We on eachother's dicks.

Electroretard wrote:

Austin is on my dick. We on eachother's dicks.

not going to lie but that sounds really gay

I cant believe I forgot the godliest cereal of all time

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thought you were too aryan to get down with the darkness.

he is clearly white though

Boo Berry is better than Count Chocula.

As for my favorite unhealthy cereals, it's 1. Trix, 2. Cinnamon Toast Crunch, 3. Crunch Berries, and 4. Fruity Pebbles.

I usually eat the healthier kinds of cereals these days, lame I know, but there are some really good ones. If you can ever get your hands on Kashi Cinnamon Harvest, I'd recommend that. Also, Kashi U is fucking awesome.

Lastly, while it may not be the healthiest, it's definitely in the right direction, but all of the flavored Frosted Mini Wheats kick ass, especially the blueberry muffin kind.

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Best ever. What the fuck happened to it though? It's been gone for over 5-6 years.

I eat Corn Flakes, Crispix, sometimes Frosted Flakes, and Walmart/Meijer/store brand Cheerios. Oreo O's were the best though.

Captain Crunch and Froot Loops.

I was looking for those Honey Graham Oh's at the store today but couldn't find them.

I AM a sweetie. Thank you r_z. My fave is cinnamon toast crunch, though. :-)

i forgot about golden grahams those are good too

Shea, your next word after "crunch" being one that begins with a "t" made me read that as "cinnamon toast cunt" lol.

And to be fair I don't totally dislike every sweet cereal, like everything in Rune's post. I'd just hate for my shelf of breakfast cereals to be made up of only that stuff.

I'm not too big on the ultra sugary cereals anymore. Stuff like Lucky Charms gives me a heart attack.

Probably my favorite cereal is Cracklin' Oat Bran, and I dig Honey Graham Oh's! as well. I'm a fan of Quaker Oatmeal when ya put cane sugar and milk in that shiz, but it usually leaves my stomach feeling pretty gross. Like, a purging kind of need-to-poo sensation, but instead of being driven out right away, it festers in my gut and colon for a good few hours until it finally explodes out of my O, so I try to avoid oatmeal if I need to be anywhere. If I'm just relaxing at home, s'all good, but when I'm relaxing at home and don't need to eat a cereal that sustains me until lunchtime, I'm usually too lazy to even make oatmeal, lol, even though it takes like two to three minutes in the microwave.