khemchee

The niceness is not feigned.

I just seent her naked. And then she put on a sexy blue gown thing. She also told me something earlier that you guys would like to know... but then proceeded to say she would kill me if I repeated it here.

and there's still no fucking tits in this thread. MInd you, it's probably better this way considering r_z would just talk about how shitty they are because they don't belong to some fat cunt.

She'll get used to us in time.

Loxx O))) wrote:

She also told me something earlier that you guys would like to know...

nb4VIPonlyboard
nb4penis

what is there to get used to? you are a bunch of dudes with nothing better to do than be perverted... its not the first time that ive encountered people like the bunch of you. but i suppose there is something different when its a bunch of dudes on the internet and not people whom i know... so i can deal with you guys, and not have a problem.

Damn loxx i didnt know your woman was such a cunt.

I wasnt trying to be a cunt. i was just speaking my mind.. im sorry if you cant handle that.

hahahahaha



i would like to thank everyone who has contributed to this thread. it's golden!

khemchee wrote:

I wasnt trying to be a cunt. i was just speaking my mind.. im sorry if you cant handle that.

We weren't trying to be perverted. We were just speaking our mind.. we're sorry if you can't handle that.

Oh my god that was great.. you sir, crack me up.

>be naked in profile picture
>be mad when people jokingly ask for nudes

And I'll have this cunt know that I have a whole shitload of things better to do than be a perverted asshole on here, I just choose to not do them

im sorry for being a cunt. i wasnt trying or meaning to be. I honestly am not a cunt. im usually pretty chill ( and not a femininest freak, which my bf pointed out that is what im coming across as )

This thread is penis-in-the-ass gay.

Why do I still post here?

Oh my god. Her title is 'living skills instructor' lol. She thought she was supposed to put her actual job title. What a dunce.

Because YOU'RE penis in the ass gay, Groceries.

Loxx O))) wrote:

Oh my god. Her title is 'living skills instructor' lol. She thought she was supposed to put her actual job title. What a dunce.

lmao.

Wow.

Loxx O))) wrote:

Because YOU'RE penis in the ass gay, Groceries.

=)

Loxx O))) wrote:

Oh my god. Her title is 'living skills instructor' lol. She thought she was supposed to put her actual job title. What a dunce.

lmaowut

and what's a living skills instructor anyway

She works for a company and has to work with people that are developmentally disabled. She helps them with decision making, self-help stuff, and also has to take care of the people that can't take care of themselves. Like a nurse at a nursing home... except they're not all old and they're all retarded.

Loxx O))) wrote:

... except they're not all old and they're all retarded.

LOL

A couple of my friends and my brother used to work with mentally handicapped people at this house. All of them worked at the house with the most dangerous and violent ones. My brother enjoyed to take them down (always in a fairly soft fashion) when they got violent with him or another worker, but he knows how to fight and also knows how to incapacitate people without hurting them.

One of my friends got fired because he broke one of the rules when the most violent guy there grabbed his nuts and would not let go. So, after my friend tried a few things he just gave up in understandable desperation and started punching the guy in the head several times until he let go. My friend was fucking pissed, but it's kind of hilarious.

lmao

Id punch that fucking retard in the head too and then in the dick for payback

Not all of my clients are violent, but one of my friends has to work at one of the houses with violent people.. i usually get yelled at by an old woman, and have to deal with a lady with no eyes.