My Twitter

is fucking awesome.

And nobody realizes that fact.

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I should have known it'd be about poop.

I particularly like the maybe not-so-clever use of the word "analyze."

August 3rd. That shit is old!

There's prolly an app for that. lol

Twitter's even more fucking impossible to understand than Facebook is. I can't make any fucking sense of how it fucking works, and I'm sure your shitty page isn't worth the effort of figuring it out.

Never been to twitter, and I aim to keep that streak alive!

How is Twitter hard to understand? There is a little box. You type a brief message into that box. That message is displayed for all to see. It's Facebook... if Facebook had nothing but status updates.

I think R_Z would be more suited for Twitter than he would facebook.

But r_z's thoughts and posts are beautifully wordy. Twitter would be crampin' his style.

They have that really long version of twitter. I forget what it's called.

twitlonger and other things.

I have absolutely zero desire or reason to USE twitter, meaning making my own account, but even when directed to it to check out something supposedly cool I'm just at a frustrated loss--the briefness of the posts/updates has nothing to do with it. It's the fact that there are posts from others blended in with the original author's/page owner's and I can never tell the difference. Plus it's in reverse order of message boards, which I like and am used to, where instead of the oldest being on the top (first) you just see whatever random bullshit that JUST happened, and I usually am missing whatever joke or funnyness or overall worth that may have (but probably wasn't) been there. Like reading a book where the chapters are in reverse order. That's fucking stupid to me.

I can't make no got damn sense out of the place and it's always also been pretty obvious that it's just not even worth the effort.

your twitter is shit.

every twitter ever is shit.

Y'allz jisht jealous 'cos Travis Standard is following me and not youse gays.

TRAVIS STANDARD LIKED A FEW OF MY FACEBOOK POSTS

lol, we both totally called him Standard when it's Stanard. Which I knew in my mind, but my fingers typed in that extra D. IT'S THE STANDARD OF LIVIN' IN A SPELL-GOOD WORLD.

I thought it looked wrong somehow but I didn't go check.

fb > twitter. Twitter is messy, although FB is getting there.

lol yeah. Its retarded how many people get my name wrong.

Clinton70 wrote:

fb > twitter. Twitter is messy, although FB is getting there.

Twitter is pretty straightforward. FB is messy. Also Twitter is better suited for status updates, or at least my status updates.