John Kerr is currently in Sacramento

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And he's staying at my hotel. And he drives a gray Toyota.

Too bad you couldn't be here when Cincy was in town.

BUT I DRIVE A SILVER CIVIC.

Nice camera phone. What is that like 0.5 megapixels?

^^^Seriously, that is the worst photo I've ever seen.

I think it's 2.0 but it's a two and a half year-old phone and the lens is covered in lint and fingerprints from trying to clean out the lint lol

That ain't the truth. The real reason it's so hazy is you took several cumshot pics but forgot to wipe the lens one night and it hardened.

I don't know if spooge hardens, but I'll pretend. Kinda like when you leave gel glue sit out overnight and it's all rubbery in the morning.

Abnormal Freak wrote:

I don't know if spooge hardens

That ain't the truth.

Abnormal Freak wrote:

That ain't the truth. The real reason it's so hazy is you took several cumshot pics but forgot to wipe the lens one night and it hardened.

I don't know if spooge hardens, but I'll pretend. Kinda like when you leave gel glue sit out overnight and it's all rubbery in the morning.

Dude you have spooge. You can test this. You have the technology.

Electroretard wrote:

Abnormal Freak wrote:

That ain't the truth. The real reason it's so hazy is you took several cumshot pics but forgot to wipe the lens one night and it hardened.

I don't know if spooge hardens, but I'll pretend. Kinda like when you leave gel glue sit out overnight and it's all rubbery in the morning.

Dude you have spooge. You can test this. You have the technology.

A christian using the scientific method? I don't know about that, man. Last I checked, it didn't talk about whether or not spooge hardened in the Bible, so he can't really make any further conclusions.

What a lame joke, but that's exactly why I couldn't resist.

It turns to gelatin

YOU CAME BACK




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And you brought your blue Corvette this time. What a fag.

I've never been to California.

what year is the corvette, or do you not know?

It was brand new, like less than a hundred miles I think.

Don't tell me that one of the few American things you like is a Corvette though.

Thought it might have been an older one. Too bad.

We very rarely see classic cars. Literally maybe one a month, and we usually have a few thousand cars in and out each month. Never classic performance cars, either. If it were anything it'd be like just a really old Bentley or Rolls Royce or Mercedes or something.

Ah, that's lame. I see a bunch around town all the time