Fuck you, Star Wars/Disney

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Ugh. Ugh.

Not only is there a new trilogy but TWO fucking spinoff movies coming out at around the same time? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME. And JJ Fucking Abrams directing episode VII. Ugh. Ugh.

I said it before and now I said it again. Fuck this shit.

Oh no, more new movies to watch!


You say JJ Abrams like it's a bad thing. I liked the 2009 Star Trek movie.

I like it, too... but that's not what I want a new Star Wars movie to be. And I'm not a huge Star Trek fan so I didn't have anything to bitch about. And more new movies to watch? Bro... did you see Return of the Jedi? Shit sucks. Did you see Mr And Mrs Smith? I didn't... 'cause I know that shit sucked.

Star Trek 2009 was a Star Wars movie.



And why are you acting like the Star Wars franchise has ANY dignity left at this point?

Prequels weren't as bad as people make them out to be. No, they're not the greatest... but they're at least on par with Return of the Jedi.

Yeah, Return of the Jedi was fairly mediocre, but that person also worked on Raiders of the Lost Ark and The Empire Strikes Back, which were comparably more tolerable. I didn't see Mr and Mrs. Smith so I don't know what that was like.

Star Wars 2015 best not have Beastie Boys on the soundtrack. I will kill niggas.

X-pert74 wrote:

Yeah, Return of the Jedi was fairly mediocre, but that person also worked on Raiders of the Lost Ark and The Empire Strikes Back, which were comparably more tolerable. I didn't see Mr and Mrs. Smith so I don't know what that was like.

He kind of touched up Empire. It was written by Leigh Brackett. At least that's what Secret History of Star Wars leads me to believe. Plus, her name is on my Empire poster as the writer.

That's a book I want to read at some point.

It's pretty good. I read it in a span of 2 days when I bought it. Wish I had it up here... Maybe I'll ask my mom to mail it to me so I can read it again. I left a bunch of shit back in Mississippi. Including my Jedi handbook. It's cool. Mainly for the presentation. Book itself sucks actually.... kind of like a lot of non-movie or Knights of the Old Republic related things.

Return of the Jedi had one thing that the prequels did not have: actors.

Uh... Ewan McGregor was alright. And Sammy Jackson. Though, he did not say fuck. That Ian McDormid or whatever guy was supposed to be a good actor even though he sucked ass.

WAIT. Return of the Jedi only had Harrison Ford. Who else is worth mentioning? Oh yes... the 40 guy. Nevermind.

Unfortunately it has ewoks and a very stupid final encounter with the emperor

Yeah.

Loxx O))) wrote:

Fuck you, Star Wars/Disney

This is something that everybody ever should have been saying since both of their existences, not just at this recent news.

It had actors being people. The people in the prequels are robots reading lines that make no sense.

Electroretard wrote:

It had actors being people. The people in the prequels are robots reading lines that make no sense.

like anime :]

Electroretard wrote:

It had actors being people. The people in the prequels are robots reading lines that make no sense.

Lines make sense to me and I think the acting is equally shitty across the board.

I don't like JJ Abrahms but don't really care that they are making all these movies. Couldn't be any worse than the clone wars CG cartoons they made.

The Clone Wars was just some stupid show you could forget about. These are actual Star Wars movies in the franchise. That's the difference.

X-pert74 wrote:

Electroretard wrote:

It had actors being people. The people in the prequels are robots reading lines that make no sense.

like anime :]

Yeah, and I hate everything about all anime, so.

Battle of Endor/Battle above Endor/Battle above the Sarlacc >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>Phantom Menace

The Sarlac pit battle was cool, minus Boba dying in 5 seconds, but I like Episode 1 as a comedy. It's one of the most unintentionally funny movies I've seen.