IGN related: I predict this guy would piss himself at a metal show

Just wanted to say that I was once supposed to hang out with a friend, and I drive all the way to Minneapolis to see her (and potentially get some boob action), and she says she wants to go to a Kill Hannah concert, so I reluctantly go with but it was only 5 dolla so whatever, but I get there and just stand with my arms crossed the whole time because I'm so pissed off because the music is beyond shitty and I wanted to rush the stage and grab the tie of the guitar player and wrap it around his fucking throat and squeeze until there's no more life left in him.

After the show, my friend asked if there was anything she could do to make up for it, and I said a blowjob, but she denied.

Green_shoes probably likes them.

DOA, too.

What a couple'a homoz.

DOA has an Escape the Fate song on her myspace profile.

One night she wanted me to sit and listen to the whole thing to make sure it wasn't fucked up.

Never heard of them, but I'll take your word (or expression) on it that it was terrible.

Go check them out for yourself.

Well, I think that guy would do very well. Emo guys are scary. I mean, why would someone want to be one anyway, that stupid shit.

Yes, I tremble in fear of guys who dress in tight clothes and makeup.

To be clear... I'm referring to the new emo... not the old emo we know as black metal.

Old emo is a buncha "emotional" pussies pretending they're tough.

Black metal is emo.

"BLARGH! CHRISTIANS FORCED THEMSELVES ON MY PEOPLE HUNDREDS OF YEARS AGO! LET ME GO CUT MYSELF, AND PUT ON TIGHT PANTS, AND LOTS OF MY MOMS MAKEUP. THEN WE'LL GO BURN SOME CHURCHES! BLARGH!"

But at least they're being evil about it and not crying.

Plus black metal sounds better than emotional hardcore.

AC/DC fans are whiney ass bitches apparently.

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WAH! Your opinion is worthless because you like metal. You've never seen them live, wah!

AC/DC can pump out a pretty good tune.

Only problem is they play nothing BUT that one tune. Every song of theirs I've heard has been exactly the same, and the singer they got after the original died totally sucks balls.

I said "enjoy your shitty cd" and those are the kinds of responses I get. Then someone said the only reason people hate on them is because they haven't replied. So I actually give a legitimate response... then he posts my icon and says my opinion is worthless. What fucking douchebaggery.

His name is ignorant monkey...

You know... people call the metal board elist when there are people like that on IGN? Fucking ridiculous.

Speaking of Bloodbath, I HATE HATE HATE HATE HATE THE PRODUCTION ON RESURRECTION THROUGH CARNAGE. Awesome album besides, but the guitar sound is far too crunchy and ear-assaulting. It actually sounds pretty badass, but it literally makes me tired. Extol's Undeceived suffers from the same problem. Same kind of production style.

There are just certain albums I can't bear to listen to for reasons that they make me feel either fatigued or ill. Gary Numan's Exile is an example of the latter. Makes my head hurt and I feel like I wanna puke every time I hear it, but it's a pretty good album besides.

I don't like the guitars on that album, either.

Kill Hannah look about as scary as the average high schooler. Also, Ignorant_Munky is a dumb!

Oh my.

Look at how I spanked the twerp who said that without AC/DC, there would be no Bloodbath.

There would be no Bloodbath without AC/DC? lol wut

I know, the stupidity is astounding.

If AC/DC had made music before heavy metal was invented, then maaaaaybe, since Sab had some roots in blues and hard rock and such, but even still it's a stupid statement.

All this talk about Bloodbath being an angry band... and he's never heard them or read their lyrics. I bet that stupid fucker watches Metalocalypse. Does he know fucking Toki Wartooth is modeled after Mikael fucking Akerfeldt? The singer of Bloodbath? Who isn't an angry or violent man at all?

Bah, humbug.

At least he hasn't claimed (yet) that Dethklok knock every other band they're imitating out of the ballpark. "THIS IS WAAAAY BETTER THAN THE MUSIC IT'S PARODYING." I've heard that on a few occasions.

By the way, I'M OUT, NEGROES. See you tomorrows.

You'll have to read this Abner.

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