If I were on the brink of suicide

I don't know if I'd commit suicide, something pretty bad would have to happen.

i don't enjoy life enough as it is... if i had much more trauma, i don't think i'd have a problem with it. i'm just terrified of pain/messing up.

death might not be so bad anyway

yay suicide. how fun.

maybe, I'd rather kill someone else

i'm getting closer and closer to calling you in to get rid of my father.

you know the terms and conditions

i vaguely remember them. i thought it sounded very fair.

though what were the conditions??

you pay for the flight down and housing and what not

that and we'll have to destroy these message boards

hahaha

yeah i didn't think about this whole message board thing. damn.

might just have to hire a hitman elsewhere.

just buy a homeless guy a bottle of grey goose and he'll do it

sweet. i can do that.