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i like being naked (?).

So you're not sure if you like yourself naked?

IAmHeavenSent wrote:

here, here!

It's actually "hear, hear"

Ms. Grammar Queen

possybending wrote:

So you're not sure if you like yourself naked?

teeeeeeeeeeechnically, i enjoy being nude under certain circumstances.
like for instance, being cold is bad.
being naked and cold is worse.
so naked frolicking in the snow is a no-no.


see where i was going with that train of thought now?

Not completely, but understandable. You wouldn't deal with shrinkage though if you were to frolick in the snow.



But what about if you were naked on a beach with no one around, and you had ice cream, and a glass of coke, and a sandwich, and an order of sushi on top of a naked japanese girl?


That'd be a y/y.

Abnormal Freak wrote:

IAmHeavenSent wrote:

here, here!

It's actually "hear, hear"

Ms. Grammar Queen

Oh, fine. I make mistakes.... Every now and then.

I'm humbled by your correction, my dear.

possybending wrote:

Not completely, but understandable. You wouldn't deal with shrinkage though if you were to frolick in the snow.



But what about if you were naked on a beach with no one around, and you had ice cream, and a glass of coke, and a sandwich, and an order of sushi on top of a naked japanese girl?


That'd be a y/y.

i'm not a fan of sushi.
now... like... cook mah shrimps and put them on an asian chick....
yes.
i'd be naked.

What if we exchange sushi with steamed dumplings?

O.O



deal.


!
and you are not allowed to hide in the bushes with a camera!
!

Deal.


*goes into a U-Boat that's near the beach and uses the scope thingy to watch, eating the unwanted sushi*

-.-

not cute.

What, sushi can be cute.

it really can.

true story.

sushi would be better if I didn't hate the fucking japanese so much

why do you hate the japs?

Kris, that's a derogatory term.

KURT, I'M GONNA COME AFTER YOU IF YOU TALK OUT OF PLACE AGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!

I'LL BEAT YOU WITH MY BIG STICK OF SALAMI!








........Japs...........cant play

lawl kurt.
japs.

it's just short for stupid japanese idiots! gosh.

jay kay! <3