I kind of miss the retard

Will she return?

She logged on today but didn't post.

Me too. Board is a lot less active without her.

I have no one to harass for tits pics. It kind of gave me a woody just doing that.

Find another female to invite over.

We tend to get rid of most of the new users pretty quick.

I don't know any females. I'm a sad, lonely sort.

Green_shoes wrote:

We tend to get rid of most of the new users pretty quick.

Which is not necessarily a bad thing.

I guess but new people are fun.

We just need decent new people. It's cool to have a lot of IGN people... but it wouldn't hurt to have entirely new people.

Put an ad on craigslist

"Need a girl to post at forum, must be willing to show tits"

There's an idea.

I should do it.

I think you should. It would be interesting to see the returns on something like that.

Do it. Might as well.

Though for us not to get thrown in jail, perhaps an 18+ requirement should be instated if bewbz are to be bared.

You guys worry me sometimes.

I actually went to a forum based on a craigslist ad so it works I guess.

These are desperate times, gentlemen. Thus we need to take desperate measures.

We're experiencing a female nakedness dryspell.

What state should we post it in?

I dunno.

All of them.

Hmm... Where would the finest hotties come from?

Not Minnesota. They're all lardasses here.

California chicks are too phony.

South... Forget the south. I don't want any rednecks.

New York people are too pretentious.

Hmmmmmm........

Japan? Do they have Craigslist in Japan?

The small northern states like Maryland are sometimes good. Florida is good of course.

They do have Craigslist japan.

If you do one for Japan... put "kawaii" in there somewhere. And mention that people here like j-pop. We'll get hella bitches.

Hella hot squinty eyed bitches.

Then hit up Craigslist Japan, forsooth.

(I don't even know what "forsooth" means.)