DOA will be gone for about a week

So you should all post here and keep me entertained.

But I don't have boobs so I could never hold a candle to her entertainment value.

But you can post and keep me occupied.

She doesn't have boobs either. Haha Just kidding!!!

By the way... Where is she going? She failed to mention that when I messaged her earlier.

She has a vag either way.

She's going to Gulf Shores.

Haha. Yeah boobs aren't that special if you ask me.... Oh okay.

I've never been much of a boob guy. I don't see the big deal unless they're just absolutely marvelous ones that are truly something to behold. And that rarely happens.

Haha. But even if they are marvelous in size that just means that they are that much more full of fat pockets. Which is just really nasty to me to think about. And they could have stretch marks... Ew.

I don't necessarily mean huge. Just something out of the ordinary. Perfectly shaped and correctly proportioned, etc. Honestly, I can't even recall a pair to give an example. I know it's happened... it's just rare.

Yeah... Okay I see what you mean now. Well if they're perfect then... They're perfect. Lol. But they're no fun unless you can incite fun from them.... Which is hard to do.

Uh huh... and what do you mean by "incite fun from them"?

Like during foreplay. You can cup them all you want, but that's no good. You just have to know how to play with them right in order for boobs to have a good purpose.

I believe I do my job well.

Do you use a light touch? Do you circle Niko's nipples with your finger but never pinch them? Because if so, then I commend you.

Oh... she likes pinching.

Oh yeah that's right. Niko told me she liked pain. Haha. Which is weird because too much pain would usually distract a girl....

Got to say, it's strange talking to you about things like this.

Haha. I know right? But its late at night and I have nothing else better to do. And I can't get to sleep.

I don't mind talking. It's the whole talking about a sexual subject with my girlfriend's friend that is weird.

Oh yeah. Well if it makes you feel any better, we can talk about something else. So the dark academy is star wars or trek? Because I forgot....

Star Wars. I don't like Star Trek.

It's a common thing you'll find amongst the fans. They love one and hate the other. There is a minority of those who enjoy both.

Hrm... Star trek freaked me out when I was a kid. And ever since then I thought star wars was just a continuation of star trek so I never watched it. Haha. I'm not that ignorant anymore.

Star Wars is amazing. I have a Star Wars tattoo.

Yeah I know. Niko told me. (She doesn't shut up about you... lol) I was forced to go see one of the movies. The new version of the third one, I think.... And I liked it, but didn't get it.