With all these people online right now...

...why won't anybody say anything?

Orgy, perhaps?

that's how i felt. so i made a stupid thread. =)


yay orgy.

Yeah your thread's stupid.

nah j/k is's aight, but this thread roxx.

don't be hatin' on me!

Abner will make the hate go away with a sensual back massage.

I don't want my back massaged, unless it's ten-pound titties doin' the massagin'.

Wait, who am I foolin' any kind of back massage would be awesome.

But really I just want hot me-on-anything action.

fine, binney. pushing me off on other people because you won't do it yourself.

i've actually been (extra) tense lately and have wanted a back massage for about a week!

haha I more than likely give shit back massages.

I haven't gotten a back massage in something like ten years. I like headrubs the best though, but even then I haven't had one of those in a long time either.

somebody rub my dome

i give good back massages, but it doesn't help me much.
i have several guy friends who ask for back massages and head rubs/playing with their hair.

i've never had a professional massage.

Who's payin for anything here? This lovefest is free, bitches.

I hate people playing with my hair.

i love it but with curly hair, mine always gets frizzy and 'fro-ish. So no one can play with my hair unless it's at my apartment and i don't have to leave and be seen again that day. haha

Green_shoes wrote:

I hate people playing with my hair.

You're trippin. A girl just rubbing her fingers through my hair is the best handjob I could ever get.

haha i have one guy friend who gets off by it.... but most of my guy friends will fall asleep from it.

Yeah, it makes me sleepy, but it also feels way too good to actually put me out. And no matter how good it is or how long it goes for, it's never enough. I've gotten hour-long domerubs that were amazing and then when she's like, "I gotta stop my hand hurts" I'm just devastated. I wish there would be some sort of climax with them for me so that my cranium doesn't get the blue balls.

We need to get back on track with the actual sex up in this mug though. Enough softcore foreplay shit.

speaking of sex, i learned in class friday that uncircumcised males have more sexual sensitivity than circumcised males. AND that females don't like guys with huge dicks because it's painful. so size doesn't matter as much as y'all might think.
i also learned the correct way to measure a penis.

lol. you don't talk much to girls that actually get laid do you.

most of my friends are even more innocent than i am. haha

Seriously, talk to girls that don't just like "having a boyfriend," but that actually like to get fucked (not implying any kind of skankyness mind you) and you'll find out that size matters.

lol there were 3 girls in class who said they'd had both and preferred smaller. so those are the opinions i have at this point. but it doesn't matter so much to me whether size matters, as i don't have a penis.

I'm down for a sex orgy. Who's in?

with a sexy beast like you in there, who could resist? I mean, really!