Awesome day so far today

Found out that Media Mail isn't eligible for mail forwarding. So I've got two packages that I should have received (records lol) that are likely returned to sender, and I would assume the distros wouldn't be too likely to resend them to me without at least repaying for postage.

Then I took a shit and my toilet overflowed. Had like half an inch of water on my bathroom floor. Don't have the time to wait for maintenance so I just went to the office to try and borrow a mop, and they don't have one. Then maintenance shows up, even though the said they wouldn't for a few hours, and he runs his snake, says the toilet is fine and to not use so much tissue, sorry that he doesn't have a mop, and have a good day. So I'm just throwing all my towels down on the floor, running the bathroom fan and the heat so the carpet doesn't get damaged, and hoping everything is fine by the time I get back from work.

I opened this with the assumption that I would be saying something like, "I'm glad someone ia having a good day" However, instead, I'm comforted that I'm not alone in my bad day.

Our living room has flooded twice, they said they would replace it if it happened again. It smells moldy on damp days..... ugh.

don't use so much toilet paper

I flush after the poo. Wipe, then flush again.

Don't have such cloggy shits.

Loxx O))) wrote:

I flush after the poo. Wipe, then flush again.

If you accidentally drip some pee on the toilet while standing, do you flush that first then wipe it off the toilet seat and then flush again?

Do you want a real answer?

I want the TRUTH.

Well, I put down toilet paper. If I'm sharing a toilet seat with someone, my bare ass isn't touching it. So when I stand up, I can catch any excess urine with the toilet paper already there. And wipe if there is anything there. I flush that with the poo.

Then I wipe my bum.

Happy?

Loxxy, you're an enigma that perplexes me not only by your beauty and grace.

That's the general consensus.

Shits that clog are not epic, you have to have squriting liquid shits to be epic

Flush twice or thrice. I just did a number on the poor bastard a little bit ago but no clog.

What's wrong with you cloggers? With the amount I poop, I rarely ever clog the toilet—done so maybe a handful of times in my entire life. I'll bet you guys wad up the TP like women do, folding it like twenty times for one little wipe.

When you go once every few days it's a lot.

I forgot to also say I woke up with a sore throat yesterday. So that sucked too.

My toilet just sucks. I don't use lots of toilet paper (3 to 5 squares per wipe, and 3 to 5 wipes per poop) and it definitely was an average sized deuce.

So that first record was definitely returned to the sender, and I contacted them and they said they'd resend it when they receive it, and I'm sure send it Media Mail again. This is the Chelsea Wolfe LP I pre-ordered back in I think April last year and that was supposed to ship in May, but had tons of delays. Looks like it will be close to a whole damn year to finally get the thing lol. The other one was the Drudkh Slavonic Chronicles 10" I ordered through Season of Mist. This was sent from France as it turns out, and I have no idea how things shipped internationally are or are not forwarded. Seems like a damn stupid thing to actually send it back to France if that's what they do though.

Loxx O))) wrote:

When you go once every few days it's a lot.

That probably ain't good, dewd.