~Academy Community Thread~

VIP Posts : 2929 Registered : 2008-05-06

I bet you see your asshole too

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:13 pm

No, that's quite impossible.

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:20 pm

well, unless photos or mirrors are involved.

Posts : 195 Age : 35 Registered : 2008-06-02

But it isn't. Personally I only use mirrors to chop up inordinate amounts of Peruvian nose candy but I s'pose one could by used by a sorry excuse of a man to gawk at his own crum-encrusted asshole.

VIP Posts : 2929 Registered : 2008-05-06

Peruvian pink, nigga

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:25 pm

I saw a porn star named... I can't remember. Anyway... She had the "One ring to rule them all" shit tattooed around her asshole. Seriously.

VIP Posts : 2929 Registered : 2008-05-06

was it you

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:28 pm

It was a female, dick.

VIP Posts : 2929 Registered : 2008-05-06

was it you

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Mon Jul 21, 2008 11:33 pm

It was actually your mom.

VIP Posts : 2929 Registered : 2008-05-06

that wasn't a pathetic insult at all

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Tue Jul 22, 2008 4:16 am

Is this porn star an asian looking chick?

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:07 am

It's possible. I only saw her last night.

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Tue Jul 22, 2008 5:09 am

I saw pictures of her before, i only remember her since she had a tat around her ass hole. Kinda disturbing having a tat there.

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:28 am

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:35 am

We'll make 20K by the end of the week.

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:36 am

unless you just jinxed it, that is.

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:36 am

I'm not so sure about that...

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:43 am

I got two dinosaur hand puppets and a dinosaur toy from my delightful art teacher today. I didn't think she was serious when she said she'd buy me stuff to do with dinosaurs. I hugged her after that, it was sweet. She asked another teacher if she should accept me and my friend on facebook, she was worried about someone seeing how we talk and how open we are.

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:45 am

Is this the one you wanted to bang?

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:46 am

hahaha my band director and i are really close. sometimes i think it's pretty weird. one time i started thinking how if his wife read the text messages it could look bad if she didn't know who i was, etc... oh well. he claims he got me a birthday present, but i'm fairly sure he's bluffing.

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:47 am

Is it a double sided dildo?

And what kind of conversations are you having with him that would look bad to his wife?

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:50 am

i asked him about it a month ago or so, and he said "i keep your present with me at all times" ... i think someone would notice?

well, after my mom died, he kept checking up on me. so i sent him something that said like "you've been really good to me, and i appreciate it so much. have a good day! i love you" ... i might have said "i love you, mr. hatch," though.... hopefully i did.

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:51 am

How did he respond to that?

Subject: Re: ~Academy Community Thread~ Wed Jul 23, 2008 1:52 am

"back at ya"

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