Just took two diarrhea dumps back to back

The really explosive watery kind. The kinda runs you get when you eat near nothing but fast food for two weeks straight, cuz sadly that's what I've actually been doing lol.

I was delivering room bills on the third floor, felt the heat, and made my way to the employee bathrooms down in the basement. I blew that bitch up something foul and felt relieved but worn out. Then I made my way to the fourth floor, felt suddenly gassy again, but I know that soon after a liquid dump it's probably not just gas, so before even going to the fifth floor I went back to the basement and sure enough, it was number two #2. More liquidy and spurty than the first, but not as voluminous.

Doin good now. Really need to buy some pots and pans so that I can actually make some non-garbage food at home again finally.

Ab would be proud.

No post from Abs, yet? He dead?

Was it the kind that explodes so hard that it covers your entire butt cheeks? I fucking hate that.

back to back

moar liek

butt to butt

tuggernuts wrote:

Was it the kind that explodes so hard that it covers your entire butt cheeks? I fucking hate that.

Butt cheeks? No. Toilet bowl? Yes lol. Thankfully it wasn't mine but the hotel's haha.

And I did the double deed again today, too. I thought I had got it out pretty good, but I guess one night at Del Taco for dinner is enough to bring it roaring back with a vengeance. Might even still have to go again tonight before I go to sleep. Already feel a bit of grumbuhlin.

Taco? That's prolly whats doin it.

Shittin like an illegal immigrant. teehee

Legit tacos do not give diarrhea.

wtf are you talking about fuck yes they do.

Ok maybe they gave you diarrhea but not me.

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