By the time it was 6 p.m. today, I had been awake for less than three hours

and I had already shit three times. Good ones too. All of them between what I would call a medium and a full dumpload, nothing too big or squirty or anything though. And at that point, I hadn't eaten a single thing. After pinchin off the third round, I did eat some food soon after: leftover Chinese lol. So I'm for sure gonna have four poops within one day before I go to sleep.

lol I can't even troll this, it's like you're trolling yourself

You've been on your trolling game extra hard lately, though. Seems strange that this would throw you off.

At least you were at home right?