The worst part about Oreos

is they turn my poop to pitch-black chalk that takes forever and a day to wipe clean from my cornhole.

WE KNOW YOU TOLD US ALREADY

I did not know. Now I do.

What about reverse oreoes?

Reverse Oreos? Dunno if I'd have those. They're probably pop my colon inside-out or something.

lol reading your posts is so surreal

:O

What's surreal to me is seeing I wrote "Dunno if I'd have those" up above when I meant to write "I've had." Musta subconsciously been going with the whole reversal theme.

Also meant to type "They'd," damn!

lol

Oreos suck ass. Overhyped shit.

Iangorge wrote:

Oreos suck ass. Overhyped shit.

Hydrox FTW

So I've been pooing out this chalky choco poo consistently for the past week, but I finally finished my family-sized box of Oreos that I ate entirely myself like a gigantic fatass, so it should be leaving my system within a day or so. I'll be relieved to not have to wipe my O raw just to get it cleaned.

you ate a whole family size box of oreos to yourself? jesus lol

That's gotta be a shit ton of calories.

I used to eat a sleeve of Oreos in one sitting with a huge glass of milk. Now I feel sick if I eat a big bowl of cereal. I think I'm becoming lactose intolerant or some shit.

But, a whole family pack of 'em in a week? Nigga, that's DEDICATION.

Nah, man. Like ya said, it's easy to go through a row in one sitting. Do that over a few nights and boom, within a week you're all finished.

:O

were you having them with YooHoo! or whatever that chocolate drink stuff is that compounds the shitty shits?

Yoo-hoo is so fucking delicious.

Yes it is.

Nope, just regular ol' skim milk. Which isn't the best for dipping cookies, but whatever.

I can't get down on the skim. Any other is cool. Used to prefer 2%, but I like 1% best overall now.

Almond Milk > all

Almond milk tastes like poop.

Actually, it's pretty good, but I've never had it straight, only with cereal.

I dig the skim because it's much more refreshing to me than fatty milks.

It tastes literally too much like water for me. 2% does make me too phlegmy though, which is why 1% is da best.

almond? pfft.