I always love shitty "metal" award shows

Revolver Golden God Awards

Best Guitarists: Jinxx and Jake Pitts (Black Veil Brides)
Best Drummer: Jeremy Spencer (Five Finger Death Punch)
Paul Gray Best Bassist: Nikki Sixx (Motley Crue, Sixx:A.M.)
Riff Lord: Slash
Comeback of the Year: Slipknot
Best International Band: X Japan
Best Live Band: Avenged Sevenfold
Best Vocalist: Amy Lee (Evanescence)
Most Metal Athlete: CM Punk
Most Dedicated Fans: Avenged Sevenfold
Album of the Year: The Path of Totality by Korn
Golden God: Gene Simmons (KISS)
Ronnie James Dio Lifetime Achievement Award: (Rush)

Its so funny watching all the rustled jimmies, even though there is no need to be upset.

Ultra gay.

Not that the award show is shitty but they are shitty awards to shitty bands.

What's with comeback of the year slipknot? They didn't even release an album.

They came back after the death of Paul Gray, I suppose.

I don't see any metal on this at all...

Hey brah... a little over 50% of Slipknot's music is metal.

I did a huge analysis thread over it years ago.

lol

They usually just annoy me.

Well, CM Punk is pretty metal. Last I checked, his theme song was a black metal song....by some band called Living Colour. Oh, that joke never gets old...and by that I mean never was funny to begin with.

Loxx O))) wrote:

Hey brah... a little over 50% of Slipknot's music is metal.

I did a huge analysis thread over it years ago.

Right...

jeffnogo wrote:

Well, CM Punk is pretty metal. Last I checked, his theme song was a black metal song....by some band called Living Colour. Oh, that joke never gets old...and by that I mean never was funny to begin with.

Why does he have the pepsi globe tattooed on his arm?

My question is, who does this show appeal to? I mean seriously, who fucking cares?

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I lol'd so hard at that

My question is... are Korn still as popular as they were back in the late 90s early 00s? I don't know anyone that still really listens to them and digs them. But apparently they're still doing pretty well?

I usually forget that Korn exists. Apparently 14 of my facebook friends like them though.

Loxx O))) wrote:

I don't know anyone that still really listens to them and digs them.

You?

Sick burn.

I still listen to Korn. Their last album combined dubstep and metal. I am ashamed to say that I like it, though their album before it which was a return to their roots, was much better.

Faggot.