That was funny...

DOA is taking a bath right now... So I walked back into the hall where the bathroom is. Now, the door doesn't really shut. Even if you lock it, all you have to do is push it for it to open. So I hit the door kind of hard knocking it open and making a loud sound.

She says "Holy mother..." some nonsense. I laugh. She says "Why did you do that?" and I walk away.

If i only i lived with someone to do shit like that to.

Also... I have one of those lightsabers that makes noises and lights up. Twice I've put it next to her head while she was sleeping and turned it on. She got scared and said something like "Oh my god" or "Holy shit" I can't remember. It was just hilarious as well.

Reminds me of a female masturbation vid I saw on YouPorn recently. Chick's in her tub with the lights off and only candles lighting the room, and someone with a camcord is hiding around the corner by the door.

Oh Abner.

And after she climaxes and relaxes for a bit, she opens her eyes and notices the person with the camera and is startled.

Awww, i love moments like that. Last thing i did was years ago when my family was watching a scary movie and my brothers wife was getting scared so when she went to the toilet i went outside and scratched at the window.

I'm sure the chick loved being filmed for our entertainment.

Abnormal Freak wrote:

And after she climaxes and relaxes for a bit, she opens her eyes and notices the person with the camera and is startled.

Reminds me of the Tucker Max anal sex story.

I was not funny at all. I was shaving and could have cut myself.

I always end up cutting myself when i shave.

Your balls?

Never attempted to shave my balls before.

Sure you haven't.

Pubes yes, but i'm not game enough to swing a razor about near my balls.

You'll be ok.

Maybe not though. A buddy of mine once shaved his balls and almost split his sac open. Has a big scar now.

That is what i fear.

That's hilarious.

have you... seen this scar?

I haven't. I just take his word for it. Though I have seen his pouch, before he damaged it. He "brained" me once. That's when a guy clenches the base of his gonads and the sac looks like a pulsating brain. :o

you learn something new everyday...

It would have been more hilariouser if you turned on a hairdryer and threw it in the tub.

IAmHeavenSent wrote:

you learn something new everyday...

Such as, "everyday" is strictly an adjective, as in, "my everyday life," and should not have been used in the context you used it in. :P

Or at least that's how it is in American English. No idea what the Brits have ta say.

very true. had i been writing formally, i would have re-read and caught that. where were you the day i was having an argument about grammar? honestly.

ha

WELL DURN. :( I din't lern yew nuthin!