I think I caught cold.

oh yeah but that happens after shift

ahhhh. i was just trying to help. haha

lol on thursday it was so dead we started drinking halfway through shift. We were hammered by the time the kitchen closed

that sounds like a pretty great job

well we're not supposed to do that. Fucking waitresses are nothing but shit disturbers. They come back with shooters, then they're getting people to buy shots for the kitchen and shit

eh, rules are made to be bent, broken, and adjusted.

I'm not sure 3 shots of tequila while trying to cook is the best adjusment.

true. it might enhance some people's culinary skills, though.

everything we turned out wound up coming out fast and good so yeah, didn't hurt us too much :p

well, there you go. it's an efficiency thing. it should be part of your pay--free booze to help your speed/quality.

I'll birng that up with the owner

i think you really should. i mean, if the owner cares at all about the happiness of patrons, he/she will be on board with the idea.

and then you'll be forever indebted to me for the great idea. ha. right.

that or I get myself and the other cook fired for drinking on the job :p

oh... and in that case you'd just have to hate me forever and take me out, too, when you come to get rid of my father.

nah, I might wound you, but I wouldn't take you out

not until i paid you at least!

i may be a woman, but i'm not stupid.

contradiction

no, really. i am a woman. and i'm not stupid.

i'm a freaking miracle. i should allow people to study me in exchange for money. i don't really like needles, though.

you don't have to be conscious for the needles

oh, that is true.

and if i woke up with my pants unzipped, i could get even more money out of them!

or another bout of unconsciousness

you just don't want me to get rich because i'm a woman.

well no because then I could suck up to you, get in your will and then dispose of you