a place to lol over my father's stupidity

*and a place for you to be thankful you do not have to deal with him*

a note to himself that said: send a email to tebo (whose name is actually spelled thibaut)

pronounces permanent like "per-nah-ment"

spells lemon like "lemond"
camera like "cramera"

only dinner-time conversation he can make when drunk:
"that ain't no good.... it's DAMN good."

all i can think of right off. will add more later, i'm sure.

maybe he's mentally retarded

will and i have thrown that around quite a bit.
it would seem so, wouldn't it?

so he called me yesterday to tell me that WE need to make a file folder with the information for the malpractice suit. okay, seriously. how hard is it to write "MALPRACTICE" on a folder?

not to mention that he is the one with all the info, not me.

he loves using the "royal 'we'" ... meaning he won't have anything to do with it.

now i've been asked to "chronicalize" the events leading up to my mom's death.

how does someone so stupid function?? gosh.

He has made all of our cats outside cats, now. I'm not happy with him at all.

When I pointed out that his kicking out all the cats because he doesn't want to clean up cat vomit is like getting rid of a baby because you don't want to change diapers, he replied, "I can't change diapers, and I won't."

Basically, nobody is more important than he is or even important enough for him to take any time at all to do anything for them.

Mental retardation is all that comes to mind to explain such stupidity.

damn. and i just got a text from his number that said "HI SHEA I LOVE YOU"...

to the best of my knowledge, he's never successfully sent a text message, and that's not something he's likely to say/mean... so I said "who is this?" haha

All capitals... I'm shocked at the poor use of grammar.

it was rather unnerving. i won't lie

How is that you're smart and your father is so... lets say backwards?

First, thanks for the compliment. Second, let's say... STUPID. Third, I guess the whole recessive/dominant thing with genetics is tricky. Also, my mother was a brilliant woman who had horrible taste in men, apparently.

Since your mother was a brilliant woman then it makes sense. Although most children seem to be smarter then their parents.

Well, of my family (the four of us) I did have the highest score on the ACT (college entry exam)... but I'd say I get it from her.

What did you get on the ACT? I'm sure you've told me before.

31 was my high

ACT? Never heard of that. I wanted to write the SATS

ACT is sort of like the SATS, as they both meet certain college's entry requirements. Southern US schools are more likely to accept the ACT... I never actually took the SAT, but I did take the PSAT my junior year of highschool.

apparentl the SATS are really easy aside from all the american ethnocentric stuff (from what I head from people that wrote it)

by the way.... To those who are familiar with the ACT and scores...

16 was Tommy's score.
And this is a picture... Tell me that bastard doesn't look awful. [I can't bear having the actual picture on here, as I'd have to look at it]
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Oh man, this outdoes them all. My brother just called and told me about this one.... To begin, I must say that my brother and I (thanks to my Mom's influence) are not racist and are very open-minded people....

However, my father is a racist redneck bigot:
He had a class at work on Monday. Apparently they were tying different knots for different things and broke off into pairs. This old fool ties a noose, holds it up, and says, "This is what we call a Mississippi knot!" .............Needless to say, some people were offended, and he got called into a boss's office. (Hilariously, this boss is the father of my best friend--making it all the greater!) Basically everyone, including the main black guy who was upset, asked him "What were you thinking?"

The bastard doesn't think. He's ignorant. And now he won't get the raise he had hoped for and has been written up!


=) I'm all smiles for the evening. Though I don't condone his behaviour, it's just loltastic that he's so stupid. I'm glad he finally got in trouble for it.