a cat's tale

my cat, CoCo has gone crazy. she's darting all about and crawled under the covers with me (never done that before) and cried and cried. it's pretty funny!
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lol cute

thanks. she's really spoiled--an attention whore

she looks to be. Siamese?

eh. we've always thought she must have some siamese in her, but she was found in the basement of the local papermill where my father works. she isn't as scrawny and sleek-looking like most siamese are. her hair seems to be a bit fluffier--but she definitely got the whiny nature from the siamese!!!!!

she might have some calico in her then too

very likely.

all of our cats are strays. my mom had a himalayn when i was little that had been a show cat in his younger years. we only pay for dogs, now, apparently. haha

I like cats. And small dogs

i've always loved cats. dogs, too. i'm partial to larger dogs--just because we always get german shepherds.

my mom was a HUGE animal lover. she passed that along to me and my brother. however, my father isn't big on them... we're actually a little worried he'll neglect all 6 pets. given that he's retarded and all

I could see how his retardation might complicate things.

and so are the days of my life

you should challenge him to a duel

hahaha if only that would work

it would. it'd work better than my fucking internet connection at any rate

i'm guessing that it wouldn't take much to work better than your connection right now, though.

no, but you should still try it. Pistols at dawn

i'd use my mom's. it'd be awesome.

there you go

make sure you video it. youtube or it didn't happen

hahaha that would be a great plan... put the video of myself killing my father on youtube!

you'd get like 10,000,000 views

on my first youtube video!! i'd be so popular as i sat in jail trying to protect myself from the large manly-looking woman named Marge

america doesn't send their celebrities to jail

i don't think i'd become a celebrity in the right sense

I'm pretty sure you would. Both the chocolate rain guy and that tron fag got on tv from youtube and they didn't do anything near as interesting as kill someone

that's true. maybe people would even feel sorry for me for having to put up with the years of agony. i'd be like... america's killer sweetheart or something.

ha... right