a cat's tale

killer sweetheart eh?

or perhaps... just killer. ha

the former is better

i wasn't sure if people would go with me on that one, though. ha

they damn well better

or i'll just kill them?

something like that

i'm glad i finally have some goals to work for. seriously.

they're good goals too

i know. i'm not sure how much money would be in it... but my mom would be so proud.


and i wouldn't have to pay you to get rid of him, either!

Unless I get rid of him first because I think it'll be fun

and i'm totally good for the money because he has a LOT of life insurance

i'd rather you take care of it anyway. ha

i've a feeling you'd rather it be that way too.

maaaaaybe

hahaha then you could be the canadian killer sweetheart

lol!

it's not wise to irk a person aimed to kill :p

maybe i have a death wish anyway.

fine, fine. canadian killer.

i'll handle the sweetheart part.

I'd rather just be nameless

or maybe I'll paint my face and be the real life joker

oh. so you don't want the celebrity-factor i was supposed to get??

that would be hot.

it would be hot. I wonder how far I could get before getting caught

hmmmm. probably not far enough...

I fear you might be right again

i've got to stop this.

indeed it's starting to destroy my perception