I want you guys to help me out

Wait, I'm here?


You know what to do to gain more user activity Goldie-Lox.

AND WHAT'S THAT

Allow a guys board for us to show off our penises.



Which leads to more girls being interested to come to the boards due to our collectively large cocks.


Which'll lead to more girls being comfortable enough to post nudes of themselves.


Which'll bring more guys in with the prospect of seeing boobs and vagoo and poopers.


Which'll lead to more guys showing off their junk to keep the cycle going.


Which'll lead to the girl's hot mothers to come on and be comfortable in posting nudes of themselves.

Which'll lead to Abby dying a happy man.






IT'S SCIENCE!

No wangs.

But.....Science.......!

pussybending knows what's up.

I want drugs. scratch my back and I'll scratch yours

okay that sounded homoerotic, you get what I'm saying though

What kind of drugs?

I'll let you figure that out

HE WANTS COCAINE.

I don't have access to that.

Loxxikus wrote:

HE WANTS COCAINE.

amonst other things. A guy last night told me that I should never try crack but it's one of the most awesome experiences one can have. He didn't do a very good job convincing me not to try it. Also apparently it tastes like candy.

I can only get my hands on weed as I know a guy who grows it.

same guy also said if I ever wanted to try it he'd show me how to smoke it and shit. What clever friends I have.

Acid is the way to go.

I want to try lsd too. Pure lsd, not that stricnine shit which gets passed off for acid nowadays.

How about you be a man and take an Ibuprofen. Shit's like banana's.




Seriously, Drugs are bad, kids.

possybending wrote:

Seriously, Drugs are bad, kids.

that sounds like an opinion

you sound like an opinion

your face sounds like an opinion.



[sorry--I wanted to play, too!]

possybending wrote:

you sound like an opinion

you sound like an onion

your face looks like an opinion


and your face makes me cry like an onion

onions cry?

They will if they're forced to watch Alone in the Dark, the movie.

Bad enough that inanimate object cry.