~Academy Community Thread~

You just don't want people to see your boner.

Would be embarrassing having a boner at uni. Not easy to hide a boner in tight jeans.

Went to my local GameStop to see if they had Little Red Riding Hood's Zombie BBQ. They looked at me funny when I asked if they had it.

They did not. The nearest store that had it was 9 hours away.

Looks like I'll be ordering online if I want to play.

LOL @ relying on gamestop employee's knowledge of things.

Did you pre-order a game while you were there or get a strategy guide?

I relied on them having access to GameStop's computer to check to see if they had it.

You're lucky they wanted to work that day. Normal employees act like they are looking something up on the computer but are just faking.

haha i think it's funny how everyone thinks i need to have sex.

i never see myself doing it just to do it. there's got to be something there.

I'd give you a milk mustache and a pearl necklace all in the same evening.

lol i remember the trip in highschool where i learned what a pearl necklace was. ah, memories.
hahaha


thanks so much for the kind offer. I'm honored, really.

The finest necklace a girl could ever ask for.

i asked a friend where he preferred "landing"...

he said
1. face
2. small of her back
3. boobs

coincidentally, he's the guy who explained to me what a pearl necklace was.

But where do you prefer him to land?

believe me, he's trying.

he assures me he'd let me choose. hahahaha

I don't get the attraction of the jizzing on the small of a chicks back.

Green_shoes wrote:

I don't get the attraction of the jizzing on the small of a chicks back.

Sometimes when you're doing it doggystyle you don't wanna flip her over. But I wouldn't want to jizz there either. The guy must be a lame-o.

slim-pickings for me, i'm afraid.
haha

A plane ticket to Australia will get you quality.

lol

you're trying to hook up with everyone tonight, binney.

haha I'm not even intentionally making attempts. I'm going with the flow.

so smooth. it's admirable.

I'm closer than Australia and could also give you some quality. Once you go black you never go back.

jungle fever!

i must first say that i'm not like my father, but he would disown me if i went black. i think that's why it's always appealed to me. hahaha

I'm Australian, even though I'm not as handsome as Hugh Jackman I'm still pretty hot.

Also, I'm over my hangover pretty much now.

hugh jackman looked damn good in that movie!!!!!!!!!!!