~Academy Community Thread~

Tila Tequila is a dumb bitch.

19 was a shit year for me. 20 is a little better, i suppose.

and tila is a dumb bitch. that football player apparently thinks so, too. hahahah

I'm going the the university today to get my bus pass, then going to staples to get a shit ton of note books and pencils, then going to work to talk to my boss, then coming back home for a while, then going back to work to have a couple drinks for my buddy's birthday. Whee

I'm going to play Muramasa and drink.

Woo.

Off to uni to draw diagrams and shit for my Object Orientated Design class. Lame.

i'm thinking about getting a nap then working on some homework.

my throat is shit this week. sucks because i have to sing for placement in choir thursday afternoon. maybe it'll be better by then.

IAmHeavenSent wrote:

19 was a shit year for me. 20 is a little better, i suppose.

and tila is a dumb bitch. that football player apparently thinks so, too. hahahah

Well she was drunk, though she claims to be allergic to alcohol (that's why here name is Tila Tequila) and he was keeping her there so she wouldn't drive home drunk. He didn't strangle her, there were no marks on her body. She probably just did it for attention as she's posting how many follower's she's getting on twitter now deleting old twitter posts of her drinking and whatnot.

So yeah Merriman should get off pretty easily.

believe me, i wasn't saying anything bad about him. my world would not be sad if he had strangled her, honestly. i found the whole thing to be pretty funny.


but...

who does merriman play for??

San Diego Chargers.

But yeah I wouldn't care if he choked her either, she kind of deserves it. But I'm glad he didn't for the sake of the team.

Either way AJ Smith is probably going to be a cunt about it.

My best friend should stop having his birthday on the day before the first day of school

I'm very close to becoming a serial killer.

Don't do it.

It's what I've always wanted to do with my life.

i'm pretty close to being sick.

I am sick.

what'samatter?

i just went to walgreens and got some zicam. i hope it helps/works.

Lots of things.

And I'm extremely fucking pissed off at the moment.

deep breaths.. or something. don't know what works for you!

i'm about to go get some food i think. take meds if you're sick, dear!!

I'm going to get drunk tonight and commit suicide by autoerotic asphyxiation. Will leave the webcam on so you guys can have a video.

that sounds like a bad idea.

I'd fap to that.

I'm already drunk... now all we need is masturbation and choking.

lol

I had a totally fucked up dream last night where I was at a huge dinner party with some celebrities and stars and such, and it was on this huge platform somewhere which was snowing. We were all about to eat, when this one famous blonde actress (named Samantha something in my dream) all of a sudden fell down through this trap door underneath her chair. Somehow I was able to see what happened, and she landed inside of a giant soup bowl, with her skin all cooked and glazed over, and her eyeballs were damaged/missing, but she was still alive. She was screaming in pain for help, and it turned out there were some cannibals in suits underneath us who wanted to feast on us all. I could hear her scream as one of the cannibals started biting into her. I think the next thing that happened was I started trying to escape, but I woke up around then.

After I woke up though, I started imagining that I had a gun and was shooting up the cannibals (who themselves were armed with special guns that fired bullets that caused their targets to get cooked in just a few seconds, so they could start eating their victims immediately), and it was sort of like a really disturbing kind of Resident Evil 4-type game.