The poop that I just took

was immense, and it was a great satisfaction to get it all out and bask in the glory of the monster. What's best is it was one of those poos that just hits you suddenly: you don't have the urge to poop, but then suddenly it comes knockin' on your door and causes great pain to your colon and anal sphincter. So you rush to the bathroom, clenching your cheeks and trying to prevent this monstrosity from pouring out, you quickly close the door shut, yank down the pants, sit on the seat, and then let it all blow—and it all comes out within a matter of seconds. Those are my favorite poops.

The other day I had one that was so large the pile was like an inch above the water. It was over very quickly. It wasn't the log kind of poo. It was just a large brown pile.

those sudden, quick poops are awful if it is inconvenient to get to a bathroom. for example, if you are driving down the highway.

Pull over and do it on the road.

How will you wipe your arse if you do it on the road?

That's why you stock up on napkins from McDonald's. Store 'em in your glove compartment.

Also have a bottle of hand sanitizer in there.

Two things:

girls don't poop

The kind of poo that Ab describes is far from the best kind, it is in fact near the worst.

lol at McDonald's napkins. Reminds me of this time we were having a weekend long party at a friend's place and I was lucky last one who got to use toilet paper before we had to raid McDonalds and Hungry Jacks for napkins.