The poop that got away

or that went away, if you prefer.

Was delivering room bills again earlier, and felt tha rumblinn but the food I've been eating lately has been better so it wasn't too treacherous territory to want to finish my work and then go downstairs instead of dropping everything and hurrying to the elevator lol. But dag nabbit, I finished that stuff, went back and sat down, and like twenty minutes later, I was all like, "Aww, what happened to muh puup?" Still ain't got it back yet, neither.

Have some coffee. That usually pushes it out.

I took one this morning, somewhat typical after a rare brew night.

Those are some of the worst poops ever. You suppress it 'cos you're not at a toilet, and bam, it crawls away into some secret spot in your colon and hides out.

If your ass starts to sweat that means you gotta go or you'll shit your pants soon.

all is well

I had one of those weird poops today, where it was a good sized turd, but it was soft and a bunch of liquid type poo came out with it. Was pretty messy.