~Academy Community Thread~

Shea I have no job again. You'll have to be my sugar mama again.

baby, you know i'm rich. if you can stomach the occasional lynching (j/k), come live with me in MS, and i will support you.

I'll be your (sex) slave.

you can be my beautiful boy toy, useful for many reasons:

a) built-in date for all functions
b) when i introduce you to tommy, he will have a heart attack, and i will have one less person stressing me out all the time
c) massages on demand
d) sex, of course.


=)

Don't have sex with him. His genes can't decide whether he's black or white; he's a mutant.

:p

Abnormal Freak wrote:

Don't have sex with him. His genes can't decide whether he's black or white; he's a mutant.

:p

She's afraid of the ginger factor with you.

IAmHeavenSent wrote:

you can be my beautiful boy toy, useful for many reasons:

a) built-in date for all functions
b) when i introduce you to tommy, he will have a heart attack, and i will have one less person stressing me out all the time
c) massages on demand
d) sex, of course.


=)

Sounds like a plan.

but abner, mutants or not, mixed people have the most GORGEOUS skin. ever. for the record, i don't have a problem with gingers, though!

i do like it when you boys fight over me. makes me giggle.

To be fair Ab is closer. If it were a race to get there he'd win.

on your mark, get set, ................................. j/k

i'd be lucky to have either one of you--and extremely fortunate to have BOTH. =) hehehehe

We could do some DPing. Not donkey punching, but the other DP.

Dr Pepper

ugh, I hate dr. pepper.

donkey punching or double penetration is actually more likely.

Loooooaaaaaads of Dr Peppering. Non-stop DP-fest.

IAmHeavenSent wrote:

double penetration is actually more likely.

Hmm sounds like you already have some knowledge on the subject.

And how could you hate Dr. Pepper?

in all honesty, I did a quick DP search on urbandictionary.com hahahaha


and i think Dr. P is gross. I'm a Coca-Cola girl, through and through. I jokingly refer to myself as a coke addict.

All kinds of Dr. Pepper? Even cherry or berries and cream?

i guess regular Dr Pepper is the only type I have tried.

I think you should give the other flavours a second chance.

How is it possible that:

anybody who's ever been on the internet to be unaware to what DP means?

and

anybody could dislike Dr. Pepper (or DP also, for that matter)?

IAmHeavenSent wrote:

I'm a Coca-Cola girl, through and through. I jokingly refer to myself as a coke addict.

I'm a Coca-Cola girl/coke addict as well, as I've mentioned before, but Dr. Pepper is so good it's impossible to give it it's credit.

Do you like Mr. Pibb?

no, i don't like mr pibb either....


right now, though, i'm trying to avoid drinking soda. i'm down to 2 a week.

How about Dr. Thunder?

not sure i have actually tried it, but i'm guessing i wouldn't! lol


coke just has such a special place in my heart that no other soda can touch it.

What about Vanilla coke?

I can drink it, but I would never choose it over a regular coke.

Pibb Xtra can suck my wang. I remember it tasting way different in the past; now it's like a Dr Pepper rip-off. I mean, they were always similar, but different; but now the same. Also, I hate that it's no longer called Mr. Pibb. Also also, I hate how both Dr Pepper and Mr Pibb (before it was name-changed to Pibb Xtra) officially eliminated the periods after "Dr." and "Mr.". They're abbreviations. They require periods! Imagine if we began typing "attn." and "asst." without the periods.

...Except a lot of asshats already do that.