~Academy Community Thread~

I'd probably enjoy it more if the text book wasn't such a pile of shit. I just found notes online with a bunch of examples of these types of problems.

lol well I basically have this assignment finished now, other than a couple things I can work out tomorrow, thanks to a couple helpful internet articles. It's funny, I was on the right track for all of them except one, but was taking derivatives incorrectly and wondering why L'Hopital's rule wasn't working lol

I hate it when I do that lol

Ah, a couple days off from work. Today was short but the flash snow event made a 14 mile commute 76 minutes. It's normally like 20-25 mins. Can officials read radar or weather forecasts? JUst burned the fuck out, moreso than 10 hour days.
/End of complaint meow. Time to find something to mix/drench the whiskey here and try to get more than 4 hours rest.

Question: Is it gross having sex with a girl when they're on their period while wearing a condom (I would ask my real life friends but I doubt many of my friends have tried this)?

yes but you do it anyways just like a billion other people, condom or otherwise.

Reminds me of that Patrice O'Neal standup I saw last week.

Unrelated to what I was referring to other than being Patrice O'Neal

Ya see, it's my birthday on the 7th and I'm coming home the weekend before to hang out with my girlfriend and celebrate with her. Problem is, she's on her period. I'm planning on having sex with her, but I don't know how messy this is gonna get. Nevertheless, she said she would do some "special" things for me sexually, which should be cool. She promised numerous blow jobs, so that rules.

By the way Loxx, I'm sorry for talking about her here. I know you don't like that.

didnt we tell you to stop posting about this shit

Yeah and I apologized to Loxx. I won't speak further on the matter unless I have his permission to do so. Damn, I really am Loxx's bitch now, aren't I?

Is that new special any good? Patrice was always a solid guest on Tough Crowd with Colin Quinn but the one stand-up special of his I saw wasn't any good.

The Elephant in the room special? I only saw half of it on Comedy Central but it was good. I hope they show it again I'd like to see the first half.

I don't see how period sex is supposed to be gross. It's just blood; who cares?

And an egg!

Says Kurt the guy who's never had sex.

I have work today fellas.

KURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've missed you dude. Where have you been recently?

I sex ladies on their period. Who cares? It's a little blood. It will come off. From what I've been told, they're more sensitive then and it feels better.

I'm gonna put a towel on the bed anyways.

Yeah, it shouldn't be anything to worry about. Don't be a pussy like a lot of guys that won't go near there during that time. However, a towel is a good idea.

Hollow_Viscus wrote:

Says Kurt the guy who's never had sex.

I actually have had sex; including period sex. It didn't seem gross at all.

RespawnedDemon wrote:

KURT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've missed you dude. Where have you been recently?

Not on IGN. IGN is so dead now. It's sad to see how far it's fallen.

Kurt's growing up.

Loxx O))) wrote:

Kurt's growing up.

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Kurt, when did this happen?

Kurt posts at BC and thinks he's a hardass.