I finally got a job today bros

Returning to the realm of coffee and shitty uptight customers next week. Not what I was hoping for, but I needs teh moneyz for teh beerz and weedz.

On the bright side, there are at least five totally bangable hipster girls who work at the shop, so that should be interesting.

Interesting in the sense that they're all going to laugh at you or interesting in the sense that they'll try to get you fired in your first week?

I know you want to fuck me chad but you're just not my type, sorry.

For an arts major I'd think you'd be a lot more clever than you are.

For a math major you're just as snobby and full of yourself (in a really pathetic nerdy way of course) as I'd expect you to be. Perhaps even more so.

Considering my field of study is the basis for pretty much everything I'd say I've earned that right.

lol. In less than a hundred years almost no one will even remember your name, same as me. Get over yourself broheim.

almost no one. You'll just have no one.

I thought Major Superiority was only something that existed in first and second year retards that only picked their major because their parents/high school counselor told them to. The more adult you become, and the deeper into your major you get, the more you realize everything's bullshit.

shut up and just live your shitty lives like the rest of us, fags.

Honestly, are you like this in real life? Because there's no fucking way internet chad would have any friends who didn't secretly hate his guts.

Only one person here is practicing field elitism r_z. Fag.

I think if most engineering majors started to think everything was bullshit then buildings would probably fall down a lot more often.

Way to completely miss the point chad. Your whole world-view is in need of a serious overhaul.

I suggest you try some psychedelics.

You say that like I never have.

Well you certainly come off as an uptight prick who doesn't realize how meaningless and insignificant he really is.

Mushrooms definitely helped me get over that.

You needed mushrooms to figure that out?

I actually can't believe how seriously you two twats are taking the internet right now. Like, holy shit. And I'm the one that's supposed to lighten up.

When I was younger, I thought I was going to change the world. Then I realized the only thing I was capable of changing was myself.

Sounds like you quit on your dreams, quitter.

This thread is full of mega gay.

You thinking I'm/we're serious makes me think you're taking everything more serious than we are.

oh right, sorry. Must have missed the joke.

Shrooms are awful.

they just didn't get along with me at all.

Only tried them once and they didn't work.

In a way, I did quit on my dreams, because they were bullshit. I came up with new ones that weren't.

anyway this thread was supposed to be about the hipster-ass baristas I'm going to be banging shortly.

It was but we all know that that dream is bullshit so we had to derail the thread.