I finally got a job today bros

Please stop taking your own sexual frustrations out on me.

If I was going to take out sexual frusteration on you you wouldn't shit right for a week.

lol

is it a faux hipster, really anti-hipster shop like Starbucks? Or is it full on genuine hipster with people with tattoo sleeves and dreadlocks telling you about where their more expensive than Starbucks coffee beans come from while they play Bad Brains over the PA and slowly make your coffee?

Or is it just a regular shop that happens to have hipster bitches that work there?

roughdraft_zero wrote:

Or is it just a regular shop that happens to have hipster bitches that work there?

That one. Its pretty artsy-fartsy but the manager definitely runs it like a business, speed of service and customer relations and blah blah blah.

The hipster vibe stems more from the fact that its located a block away from a tiny liberal arts university (St. Johns), one of those schools where they tell you what you're going to study and every year that includes philosophy. Thus much of the clientele is made up of beanie-wearing, cigarette-rolling hipsters, and I imagine a lot of the kids who work there also go to the school.

in any case, I'm gonna need to stock up on v-necks, lol

I bet it will be fun with those liberal arts hipsters.

That's like probably the kind of place where I'd think damn near all the girls are attractive (or attractive enough), and only one in ten people are capable of holding a decent conversation.

I guess that's not really all that different from the general population, though.

Sorry r_z, no big girls that I'm aware of.

Although there is this heffer in my Japanese class I've been flirting with a little bit, she's a straight dime for a big'gun. Gorgeous face, hair dyed dark red, super smart, loves anime...I've never really been into thick chicks but damn, she could get it for sure.

Thick chicks are usually only a preference, not really a requirement. It's still in my nature to want to see naked/bang girls that I don't even find particularly attractive, just so long as I don't find them particularly unattractive. Hence the, "think damn near all the girls are attractive (or attractive enough)"

I'm a miracle of procreative evolution, I know.

This thread was awesome when Chadster and Beerios were going at it. Get back to that.

Not saying the current convo ain't entertaining, it just pales by comparison.

I don't drink coffee, so I'm never in coffee shops, but I envision every conversation at every coffee shop being like this:

hahahahahaha love that show

r_z has contributed all of my favorite parts to this thread. thank you, sir.

My lady friend wants to work at a coffee shop.

I used to work at a coffee shop. It was fun getting paid to just flirt with dumb hipster chicks all day.

I don't understand having any desire to work in a coffee shop at all, unless I owned it.

i like to drink coffee... that's the only perk (hahah perk... coffee.... hahaha) i can think of.

Cghost21 wrote:

I don't understand having any desire to work in a coffee shop at all, unless I owned it.

What about those coffee shops where they only wear Bikinis?

Or maybe that's only here...

Coffee sucks, I prefer hot chocolate on chilly mornings

Hot chocolate doesn't have caffeine.

And coffee with hot chocolate in it is delicious.

Cghost21 wrote:

I don't understand having any desire to work in a coffee shop at all, unless I owned it.

How is it any different from working in a bar?

Hollow_Viscus wrote:

Cghost21 wrote:

I don't understand having any desire to work in a coffee shop at all, unless I owned it.

What about those coffee shops where they only wear Bikinis?

Or maybe that's only here...

She told me about one where she would have to wear lingerie.

Ancient Rune wrote:

Coffee sucks, I prefer hot chocolate on chilly mornings

You can get hot coffee or hot apple cider at a coffee shop. True story.

Loxx O))) wrote:

She told me about one where she would have to wear lingerie.

She?

u gays so gay

When I first skimmed the thread I thought it said used to.