Is havin' the hots for a 14-year-old weird?

Now does Abner have boobs between his butt-hair?

Now obviously you don't have BUTT hair between your boobs, it would obviously be BREAST hair.

guess i should have said "butt-like" hair?

NO.

and you evaded his question, there ab. makes you look guilty.

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leaving now.

Kristin's boobs are between my butt cheeks. She had this weird idea that she could ass-fuck me with them...

that's pretty disturbing, indeed.

what a party.

my boobs are way too sore for any sort of butt/boob sex.
that being said, when i'm not prego anymore, i shall once again become a sex fiend!
ugh, i hate holding back. or being in pain.

did i mention the ER?
only possible position is missionary. no deviations. sucks.

What's wrong with missionary? Any other position is the work of the devil!

NO IT'S NOT!
OTHER POSITIONS ARE FUN!
STFU U DNT KNOW JACK@!
GRRRRR.


seriously.

Sex is sex. Who cares what way it gets done.

Different positions give you a different feeling. Are you a virgin?

No. I don't care much for sex due to the fact that I've only ever gotten some once.

Terrible.

Hoping he's not serious, at least with all those saucy Aussies around there.

I'm a virgin, and I'm certain that different sex positions would feel different.

Yeah, because they're the works of the devil. Of course you'd feel different, the feeling is called GUILT!

Guilty because of the direction you fuck someone?

God didn't intend it to be that way, so yes!