~Academy Community Thread~

So you only had to pay 20 bucks? Good deal!

My management lecturer's lectures are worth some laughs. He compared management to the Fantastic Four. He seemed to have loved his comparison and was enthusiastic about explaining it despite most of the people who showed up to the lecture just staring at him blankly. The best thing he had to say was "Using one source is plagiarism. Using multiple sources is bloody good research."

I wish I weren't hitting 10k soon.

I'm surprised I have as many posts as I do.

Why? You post a fair amount here. You used to be a rare visitor. I'd prefer you posting more often. You're one of the people I wanted over here the most.

Your words make my cock curl up.

I saw a classical concert with my mom and sister a few hours ago. Earlier on Thursday, I went with a couple friends to an art exhibit.

Look at Kurt. Being... like... something and shit.

I enjoy classical music. One of the greatest forms of music.

I haven't showered yet. I should probably do that now. I'm something.

i need a shower, myself.

^The two posters above stink^

This is the second god damn time I've lost my manager's information so I can use her as a reference. I haven't even done anything. I came home and emptied out my pockets. The two references from other coworkers are there... but not hers. What the fuck?

She wouldn't have recommended you for the job anyway.

Sure she would have.

What in the poop am I supposed to get for my friends' wedding tomorrow? If I just re-gift them my cheap wine opener set and call it good is that cool?

I've never been married. I wouldn't know.

Get her a dildo. And him a fleshlight. They'll need it.

The wine will do. They'll need it to drown their sorrows once they realize what a horrible mistake they've made.

Her cocaine-addicted fiancee who has money now is better than her heroin-addicted, broke punk boyfriend that gave her a kid from before.

I guess if I give them this wine set I have to also get them a bottle of wine. This sounds so fucking tacky, though. I really don't know what to do, and I just checked all the department stores, they don't appear to be registered with any of them.

I wouldn't bother too much. Marriages don't often last anyway.

Yeah I know, but these are actually good friends of mine (well, the girl is at least) that I'll be seeing often after they're married, regardless of whether it lasts or not. So I want to appear like less of a kook.

Well if they haven't suggested anything then I'd go with whatever you can afford to give them. The wine would be nice if they drink wine.

Is wine a good symbol of marriage? It will only last them one night. Kind of like... hey, enjoy it while it lasts.

Very much a downer.

Or maybe that's positive? Who knows.

Perhaps they're the type who may like to have a well stocked wine collection for display.

What are the odds?