I haven't had sex in over a month

Dear God...

I need vagina.

Try being me. It has been several months.

I sacrifice Kurt to the gods to bring you a Vagina.

Just a vagina?

I'd rather a whole woman.

19 years.

hahaha

Nearing 23.

:(

we are so awesome, ab

Darn right we is!

you're just so much more awesome-er.

Hey, I'm just as awesome as you Heaven.



Wow, I just said I'm as awesome as Heaven...

it's pretty hard to be as awesome as I am (or heaven, for that matter).

You're virgins, though. It's different going without something if you've never had it.

I used to get it every day.

Supposedly you can whittle your dick down if you have sex constantly for a long enough period of time.

I don't believe that.

why would guys have sex so much if that would happen?
isn't that the whole point--to have a big one?

Loxxikus wrote:

I don't believe that.

And why not? EVERYTHING wears out after excessive use or friction, including skin. But you'd probably have to have sex like five times a day every day for that to happen to your peener.

Because I'd say I've had sex at least 200 times in my life and it hasn't gotten any smaller.

somehow I don't feel sympathy

More than a year now. Probbly 2 years at least.

Losers. All of you.

says the guy whining about his sex life on the internet

I'm not whining. But yeah... the loser would be someone who does nothing but troll on the internet. So hey... I'm right about you at least.

i miss it....*tear*

Me too... Obviously.

grrr