I haven't had sex in over a month

If you were here right now...

Loxxikus wrote:

If you were here right now...

Homo.

She has a vagina.

not just a vagina.... the vagina...


i don't know...i don't feel well...and i'm bored.

The ultimate vagina.

uh huh

It's quite nice.

I meant homo in the sense that you're incessantly being a whiny little bitch about not being able to be close to her. :)

The comment you quoted was alluding to the fact that if she were here I'd fuck the hell out of her. Not "whining about not being able to be close to her."

Exactly, you're whining about not being able to do her. :o It's not just here, you whine all over the board about it.

Not really.

U BIN WHAYNIN LAIKE A BITCH, BUOI!

<<< got hers last night.

(and look where that got her)

It's been two months now.

what's been two months?

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we TOTALLY haven't had a milkman around in four months.
oh. you're referring to you.


oh well. get over it? go grab a pocket vagina and spit in it. i hear that it feels the same.
- minus some sexy screaming woman underneath/ontopof you.

i mean, seriously lox. go find her if you need her that bad.

Right.

i'm right lox?

FREAKIN FINALLY!

Right...

spammer.

It's been about 45 minutes for me

...since I last had a hand fiesta under the sheets.

With all those hot chicks at the NIN/Boris concert, I couldn't help myself.

You just wanted to brag about the concert.

Partially, but also to say that I jizzled all over my stomach whilst laying on my back.

Yeah...

They should make a Pop-Tart shaped like my abdomen, where you squeeze the icing on.

that is so freaking hot, ab!